SBD’s Haiku Thread

[muzby]

Been a long 12 years
Only been 2 great days as a Saints fan
Mary sacking and Price Sacking, when will we get the 3 great day.

This is like Hook trying to write a haiku

 

[Number of the Beath]

Gonna play records
Cos I have a feeling the
Tigers will belt us

 

[SBD82]

Praise the offseason

My hair shows signs of new growth

Hunt can still f**k off.

 

[This Year?]

It's november one.
Where are new player signings?
Is Flanno a dud?

 

[Dragon David]

It's november one.
Where are new player signings?
Is Flanno a dud?

I don't expect any announcements for at least 10-17 days time - Friday next- Friday fortnight - who knows? Remember there is a 10 day cooling off period.

 

[SBD82]

I don't expect any announcements for at least 10-17 days time - Friday next- Friday fortnight - who knows? Remember there is a 10 day cooling off period.

To Yoda listen

For now try harder you must

Haiku this is not.

 

[KingFlanno7]

In flanno we trust

That is an absolute must

Or get off the bus !!

 

[muzby]

Off season plays out

I’m not keen for next season

Perhaps I’ll watch darts

 

[Mojo]

Hunt's name misspelt

Doctor misheard

A fat Bird runs sideways

 

[blacksafake]

Can’t wait for the season to start
So in the meantime I’ll sit here & fart

 

[be55]

Has anything happened yet

Are we still shithouse

F##K this club shits me to tears

 

[JohnnoMcJohnno]

It's five syllables,

then seven, five. Like Millward

some of you do count.

 

[muzby]

It's five syllables,

then seven, five. Like Millward

some of you do count.

It’s Dragons Haiku

It’s just like dragons footy

all over the place

 

[KingFlanno7]

No to joe manu
Nick knows the smart thing to do
Welsby red and blue

 

[Old Timer]

Fire breathing Dragon awakes
The cold winter bites
Mediocrity lives on

 

[Old Timer]

Fire breathing Dragon awakes
The cold winter bites
Mediocrity lives on

Not quite right so hopefully this time it conforms.

"The Future"

The cold winter bites
The sleeping dragon awakes
Mediocrity

 

[muzby]

Old Timer shows us

You really can teach new tricks

To an older dog

 

[Slippery Morris]

Come back Mr Disney
"Aladdin" Fanou Blake that is
Join in the fairytale for 2024

 

[muzby]

Come back Mr Disney
"Aladdin" Fanou Blake that is
Join in the fairytale for 2024

Come back Mr Dis
Aladdin Fanua Blake
Join the fairytale