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I hope this is not true...and I mean no offence.
I go to the local derby with a mate who is a dragons fan.
Turns out it is being held in your parents living room.
The carpet is a footy feild and they have chairs set up around the wall.
On the walls thay have big framed pictures of your drum kits???
It is a pretty big room...but not a full size field of course.
Then your dad walks past with a fluffy little dog on a lead along the sideline.
He is yelling out encouraging slogans aimed at the sharks players...and is clearly gay.
Then you appear from a set of stairs that lead upstairs ( like the bradys house ) and say "I am just in the shower, I will be down soon".
Then your mum comes into the room and looks like the queen.
She says hello to my mate and I ...we say hello back very politley.
Then she checks out your girlfriends engagment ring....she is sitting right near my mate and I.
Your mum looks at it for a while and then dos a little fist pump and yells out ...FUGGEN OATH in a Mrs Bullpit voice.
I collapse in laughter and can't stop....
Then I woke up.
