Sharks vs. Rabbitohs: Teams

[Chimp]

I like that Musgrove who comes off the bench for Souths - always has a great impact!
With Sutton in the halves, we should be hammering them.

 

[coolumsharkie]

Could Paulo possibly be being played in the nyc to get him more match time and fitness? It seems a little risky to have him playing short stints every week when he might be called on for a longer run through injury in the finals.. I have no real idea of course-- just idle speculation.

Not a chance, he's too old lol. I think you mean Reggies? Pretty sure he will play at Henson if he's not playing FG.

 

[BatteredFlake]

Not a chance, he's too old lol. I think you mean Reggies? Pretty sure he will play at Henson if he's not playing FG.

How Embarrassment!!. I meant "Reserve grade"

 

[txta2]

Crichton has a fractured foot but will play f**k knows how that would be painful

 

[Defer to the coifed]

reynolds is playing

 

[Quigs]

And Darn Lane is in the sheds.

 

[Liberate Souths]

Let's see whose we got playen

1. Cody W- just started his career but almost old enough to be retiring in 2 years. He wanted out of Souths a few months ago but blinked when bluffed: Goes ok but wrong position here. Lucky for gis injury.


2. Aj: veteran at tender age. Kept Merritt out of the side in 2014. I rate him
But He should be at fullback.

3 Goodwin. Stabbed in the back hard at Souths. On his way out. On beer money.

4. Jennings Pushed into squad a year too early. Electric and fast, but lacks maturity.Devoid of clean ball and space for his whole Souths career

5. Aaron gray. Meet your next winger. Average but shows occasional promise.

6. Sutto. Slow and should be in forwards

7. Renno. Injured, smashed up. Horror game ahead. Easy meat. You will cruel him.

8. Tom Burgess. Being called a dud. shouldn't be in the side.

9. Farah. Hot but with increasing cold snaps.

10. Tyrell. Being pushed out. Seen better days.Good bloke to meet in person.

11. Fui. White hot with promise.

12. Angus. Great young player with the occasional off game.

13. Sam. Best forward in the world. Elite

I will just give our bench 4 rabbits each on the average. Nobody is shivering in their boots to see clarkey run on. Cook has been cruising lately. George is being punished because he can't hold a footy on $25k a game. Not good.

Coach: train wreck. replacements allegedly being interviewed.

Souths will put on our initial serious face and then about half way through the first half, we will fall over laughing.

The sharks will give us strange looks.

Then we will say " oh, don't look at us like that, we were only kidding, just pretending to play rugby league and all that. "

"Now our finely finned friends, fire up and smash the living Christ out of us puhleeasse"

And so shall that come to pass.

Thank you Madge, thank you Richo.

 

[carcharias]

Too many bunnies for Sam

 

[Liberate Souths]

Too many bunnies for Sam

Yeah ok, I'll take Sam down to 8 bunnies and a frog.

 

[Liberate Souths]

The dog wants me to chew up his 'reggie the rabbit' companion animal membership.

 

[glenmoresharkie]

Probably wouldn't take any of Souths players tbh except for maybe Chrichton.

 

[Dragon Slayer]

Someone's Mum left the drug cabinet door open........

 

[spirit of league]

Don Lane wanted us to merge with you guys

At the time, a few of us had also embraced the idea. We even had a friend convinced to introduce a 'Shabbit' salad to the menu at his pizza joint.

Ahh, memories...

 

[bad boy bubby]

At the time i didn't mind if we happened to merge with Souths, but it was for one reason only. We could then say we have more premierships than the Goons.
As it turns out we are now equal with them but have a better for and against because we've won more lower grade comps

 

[Liberate Souths]

We pretty much go into every game expecting to lose.

Because our halves and backs are second rate, we cling to the wrong belief that our forwards can keep us competitive- which they hardly ever manage to pull off through stupid errors and a general unwillingness to be hurt.

Our bench is especially weak with little or no impact.

It's all pretty much a case of "changing the deck chairs" with this squad at the moment.

I don't blame the players per se, they are trying but the vast majority of them aren't playing very well or are injured and distracted.

I mean three weeks ago, In the sacred changeroom, Maguire put the question to the players and invited them to leave if they weren't willing. Some have gone, some are being shopped, others lied. Someone I know went so far as to suggest he's lost the changeroom. The players don't believe in his game plans anymore as a general view. They don't support him in public too often. They suspect him and his motives. He's screamed at them too many times to be of effect.

We could only win it if your players thought it was going to be too easy, if you made too many mistakes. You will lose it more than we can win it.

The team we have selected is our "excitement" one. They will try to use mobility to turn you around but will most likely fail to execute, the wheels will fall off etc.

If both teams are playing at optimum, then I expect we will die in the 60th not the 20th minute.

If we happen to win, it would be quite extraordinary. But you could only blame yourselves.

I was ambivalent about a Shabbat merge at the time. Roosters? No frigging way.

We don't need to merge now, we are too massive and wealthy. You wouldn't know it though.

 

[Card Shark]

Time to head back to the Souths forum.

We are not that liberal over here.

 

[snout]

We are miseres in this one

I'll be having a real slash on the punt. Big winnings here.

 

[Liberate Souths]

Time to head back to the Souths forum.

We are not that liberal over here.

I can't go back there, there's an on-line forum nazi bully called "pommy" and he just criticises me all the time. Thought police crap.

Then the lu Souths mods take down my posts, move my polls when...I dare criticise the coach, players and the club. They are in denial.

So I was wondering around the forum looking for a new home and we were playing you and I visited and though wtf, I could camp here.

It's been ok so far, that quags is a funny bastard.

 

[Quigs]

I don't like Souffs but I do have every Darn Lane LP ever pressed.

Darn did a great Elvis impersonation. I couldn't tell the difference between the tall one or the drug f**ked real one.

 

[Liberate Souths]

Darn line had Bert Newtown under him for awhile and interviewed the gorgeous Lene Lovich.

That's still on the YouTube.