So many people want to go to NRL games....but after they have thought about it they change their mind. Why would they when you get a better view at home, can sit with the people you want to, and don't have to worry about weather or traffic. The only drunks are going to be invited by you, food is cheaper and hot and better, and if you have kids you can put the kids to bed as soon as the whistle blows.
They'd have to be some pretty damn good fireworks and cheerleaders to get me there more than a couple of times a year. So much of the "atmosphere" is clearly designed to attract and entertain kids. Most people that aren't kids find it annoying. Then they have to deal with all the other crap.
Your attitude here, to me anyway, is quite hilarious and sorta disgusts me. Life isn't about sitting in your little area at home it's about getting out there and being a part of it and knowing you were there.
I don't have kids though so of course there's that, but myself and mates always see the footy as a big start to the night and such
I guess the typical afl fan doesn't really have this 'couldn't be arsed' attitude. Hence their crowds (oh and the transport)