"The number of spirit people who descended from planet Xenu to suck you into the ethereal vortex of the krustoloids."
Well thats what you saying after your weekly visit to paranormal anonymous. Weirdo.
Well Dave, you may study these strange systems of belief.
But I only believe in rugby league, and the team I have been following for 46 years.
And with that I take joy in fighting sad sacks, thought police and crap merchants who tell me who to pray to, what to think or which team to support.
Surely a man of passion such as yourself can respect the spirit of the game, and the true meaning behind the word 'heritage'. Or are you just another mindless troll harbouring envy because of our club's proud achievements?
So which side do you support Dave? The light or the dark?
Dave, this is your moment of truth.