Spill your secrets!

[perverse]

Talk about high standards... don't worry everyone, you all feature in mine.

You don't win friends with that salad, Halla.

 

[Hallatia]

Talk about high standards... don't worry everyone, you all feature in mine.

You don't win friends with that salad, Halla.

hey, it's not me. I love the guys here, it is just my psyche that is really shallow... and prefers the girls here...:sarcasm:

 

[Twizzle]

he? None of the guys here are attractive enough to feature in my dreams... (except for maybe you Twizz;-))

right answer

 

[Hallatia]

I only said maybe because I don't actually know what you look like, but I imagine it is some sort of adonis

 

[Packy]

I pee sitting down all the time. Stems from when I was quite unwell and basically couldn't stand and pee. Now it's stuck. Added bonus of womenz never complaining that i miss.

I Absolutely have to shower after sh*tting. If I can't for whatever reason I feel stanky.

I have drugged my wife. She asked for panadine forte, I gave her Xanax. Good night. No more nagging.

 

[Martli]

I can only sh*t topless.

 

[Apey]

I can only sh*t topless.

yep, pretty similar here, taking my shirt off when I poop is a part of the routine as much as putting the seat down first or wiping my ass afterwards is..

 

[Mr Angry]

he? None of the guys here are attractive enough to feature in my dreams... (except for maybe you Twizz;-))

Hey!

I fake it, when I am not that keen.


I crave a two chicks and me rolling in the hay

 

[Hallatia]

Oh Mr Angry, I have been away too long, I forgot you counted as one of the guys here, you feature in all my dreams which involve action with another girl ...

 

[Mr Angry]

Niiiiiiice

 

[StormChaser]

I have drugged my wife. She asked for panadine forte, I gave her Xanax. Good night. No more nagging.

lololol you drugged your wife! Dude!

I can only sh*t topless.

What is that about? My dad does that and my boy does that. Skered!

 

[Eelementary]

he? None of the guys here are attractive enough to feature in my dreams... (except for maybe you Twizz;-))

Damn straight. Twizz is so hot right now.

 

[Joker's Wild]

he? None of the guys here are attractive enough to feature in my dreams... (except for maybe you Twizz;-))

Oi!

Oh I get it, you dont wanna make the other guys here jealous so you included me in the "guys" generalisation. We both know the truth though...;-)

Secrets:

- I have played lower grade footy for an NRL team that is not the Knights
- I hate Vegemite
- I once made love to a ranga

 

[Knightmare]

- I can never put the seat down when I crap. If I do, I feel like I am going to piss on the floor while dropping my load.
- If you went to Green Point Christian College in 2002 and remember coming in one Monday morning to find the oval covered in tyre marks from someone doing doughnuts- I know exactly who put them there. ;-)
- I often drink beer in the shower, especially if I am about to go out. You feel like royalty with the hot water gushing down your back while you sink a brew.
- The movie poster of Demi Moore in 'Striptease' did nothing for me, but the first time I saw the movie poster for 'Stealing Beauty' as an 11 year old, I got an instant chubby.

 

[Skinner]

I often drink beer in the shower, especially if I am about to go out. You feel like royalty with the hot water gushing down your back while you sink a brew.

You know, I seriously want to try that :shock:

 

[Joker's Wild]

That's no secret, thats just awesome

 

[Twizzle]

then you get shampoo or soap in the beer

pass

 

[Timmah]

Don't use shampoo or soap.

 

[adamkungl]

then you get shampoo or soap in the beer

pass

these things, I do not know them?

 

[Twizzle]

so you know what water is then ?

I have a very modern shower thanks to my engineering skills, the water comes out with soap and shampoo already mixed in.

I'm off to see my patent attorney on Monday morning