Spring 2025

[Cumberland Eel]

Thinks just aren’t the same since @hineyrulz gave up the punt

Winking eyes does things to Colts & Gentleman alike! @Sans Souci Saint you’re obviously excluded!

 

[Cumberland Eel]

BTW how did Streisand lose today with the her f**king schnozzer FFS

 

[Cumberland Eel]

*scours betting app for European Group & Stakes races*

 

[Lemon Squash]

If I start running to Randwick now I could be Coleman to the finish line! Wouldn’t beat Dufficy to a buffet or Radley to a c**k to suck!!

Radley would beat Winx over 1400m if he got a chance to go down on Debbie Kepitis

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Radley would beat Winx over 1400m if he got a chance to go down on Debbie Kepitis

hahaha poor merkin would’ve been trucking up only to be held up by some big Inghams thighs

 

[Cumberland Eel]

BTW Private Harry you’ve been dishonourable discharged merkin!! I can’t talk though as I’ve been dishonourably discharging over Autumn Glow for this last 4hrs!!

 

[hineyrulz]

My wallet is as thin as my hairline.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

My wallet is as thin as my hairline.

Is from the punt or the new Mrs Hineyrulz merkin???

 

[hineyrulz]

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Is from the punt or the new Mrs Hineyrulz merkin???

A little of Column A and a little of Column B my bald friend.

 

[Lemon Squash]

Re-watching Jimmystarrs last 100

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

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A little of Column A and a little of Column B my bald friend.

Any hope for Parra next year? Genuine question. I had a chuckle when I watched a Parra game with our mate Lomax who left Dargons because he wanted to play centre, playing winger for Parra. Smacked the goal post on a conversion attempt too.

 

[hineyrulz]

Any hope for Parra next year? Genuine question. I had a chuckle when I watched a Parra game with our mate Lomax who left Dargons because he wanted to play centre, playing winger for Parra. Smacked the goal post on a conversion attempt too.

Not really mate, i think we are a young improving team but we lack depth and class where it matters.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Not really mate, i think we are a young improving team but we lack depth and class where it matters.

Your Luke Burts and your Eric Grothe Jnr’s only come by every 15 years unfortunately.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Your Luke Burts and your Eric Grothe Jnr’s only come by every 15 years unfortunately.

 

[to_ddeath]

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Don’t even pal. I had 5 going in the last for 53%, worst result was $1600.

I was spitting chips and one of my mates says “Oh, you left Stubby out of the last leg?”

Had 2nd (neck) and 3rd of course.

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Deeply sorry SSS, that’s damn harsh.
The bastard has pipped me often over there in the last & although nowhere near Pike-level I couldn’t miss this time around with a single bonus bet left to use..
Then again, who had VK in leg 1 of the Phlegm quaddie except old ladies with mystery tickets??

 

[to_ddeath]

BTW how did Streisand lose today with the her f**king schnozzer FFS

It goes okay, get it around a bend FFS

 

[to_ddeath]

Re-watching Jimmystarrs last 100

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He’s an absolute pricktease, if the target race was over 1400 I’d be the same…

 

[to_ddeath]

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Ol’ Sparkles McGaw finally put it all together for me today though.

The Brownes gave 3 trials/jump outs down the straight and The Hammer dropped THE HAMMER!!!

Had a decent lash on Apocalyptic/Gilded Water/Autumn Glow - FMD I still can’t work out if her or the horse got Mahers cocaine chaff bag!! All this bald merkin knows they can geeeeeeeeeeet f**ked haha

I watch the Good Oil preview with Aaron Gooden on YT weekly & he immediately ruled out GW due to it needing a strong rider on…the white/right stuff seemed to land in Wallets stable instead & right up Valiant Kings stupid snoz…curse that Wazn schmuck

 

[Lemon Squash]

He’s an absolute pricktease, if the target race was over 1400 I’d be the same…

You watch him run straight pass Ka Ying Plodding in a couple of weeks

 

[to_ddeath]

You watch him run straight pass Ka Ying Plodding in a couple of weeks

You’d love to see it
Just need a sacrificial lamb to inject some serious pressure on its ass