#Sterling slams Parramatta halfback Chris Sandow as being overweight

[Poupou Escobar]

At least against Manly he ran the ball

Sandow vs Manly:
2 runs
20 metres
1 tackle break

Sandow vs Newcastle:
11 runs
75 metres
6 tackle breaks

Do you merkins even watch the game?

Here's a hint - wait until the emotion of the performance has worn off then watch the game again with a critical eye. Here's video of every game so there's no excuse: http://www.nrl.com/Video/2012SmartReplay/tabid/11110/Default.aspx

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Shit looks like he'd better stop running the ball so much.

 

[born an eel]

gee don't stats give you a good idea about the effectiveness of a player in a game

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Reni plays outside Sandow, and he made 14 runs for 105 metres. Outside him was Willie Tonga who made 105 metres in 12 runs.

Must have been Sandow hogging the ball.

 

[TheParraboy]

Sandow vs Manly:
2 runs
20 metres
1 tackle break

Sandow vs Newcastle:
11 runs
75 metres
6 tackle breaks

Do you merkins even watch the game?

Here's a hint - wait until the emotion of the performance has worn off then watch the game again with a critical eye. Here's video of every game so there's no excuse: http://www.nrl.com/Video/2012SmartReplay/tabid/11110/Default.aspx

Sandow the hack, we could have beaten Manly by 50 had he lifted his game :sarcasm:

 

[mickdo]

Sandow vs Manly:
2 runs
20 metres
1 tackle break

Sandow vs Newcastle:
11 runs
75 metres
6 tackle breaks

Nah, he's fat. Sterlo told us so.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

gee don't stats give you a good idea about the effectiveness of a player in a game

They only show what they show.

In this case they show that Sandow worked his arse off in attack, and that the men outside him were given plenty of opportunity.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Nah, he's fat. Sterlo told us so.

Sterlo never watched Sandow play prior to this year...

"Looking at him physically - I may be wrong, he might be the weight that he was when he starred last year - but just looking at him, I don't think he's fit."

So he looks unfit now, but Sterlo doesn't know if he looked unfit last year.

Shouldn't Sterlo get a better idea of what a particular player looks like when fit before deciding if he's unfit?

Australian aborigines are notorious for having barrel chests. When your ribcage protrudes it's natural your guts will follow.

 

[Eels Dude]

And Poupou shows he's got another area of expertise. Genetics of Australian aborigines.

 

[SDM]

Sterlo told me that Sandow isn't even a real aborigine, so the joke is on Poupou

 

[IFR33K]

And Poupou shows he's got another area of expertise. Genetics of Australian aborigines.

Was going to post the same, but CBF.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Poupou you are a deadset genius.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

And Poupou shows he's got another area of expertise. Genetics of Australian aborigines.

Sandow, Inglis, Widders - there's three who have been criticised for 'looking fat' even while they displayed amazing footwork. Dean Widders' nickname was the Magic Pudding.

It's just their body shape. You don't need to know about genetics to observe players who 'look fat' but never seem to play like it.

Coincidence that they're all indigenous? Of course every white trash piece of shit just knows that aboriginals are lazy, don't they?

 

[mickdo]

Can't argue with Sterlo poups. He's never wrong.

 

[eels81236]

Wikipoudia

 

[Eels Dude]

Sandow, Inglis, Widders - there's three who have been criticised for 'looking fat' even while they displayed amazing footwork. Dean Widders' nickname was the Magic Pudding.

It's just their body shape. You don't need to know about genetics to observe players who 'look fat' but never seem to play like it.

All this time this bloke was criticized during his career, he wasn't really overweight, he just looked it because he's an Aborigine.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Just because he was fat some of the time doesn't mean he wasn't criticised for being fat when he wasn't.

 

[natheel]

Sandow isn't 'Fat', he is a bit heavier than his playing weight at Souths, but it's only round 7 and i'm sure he will be looking fitter with each round.

 

[tresurehunt]

Sandow, Inglis, Widders - there's three who have been criticised for 'looking fat' even while they displayed amazing footwork. Dean Widders' nickname was the Magic Pudding.

It's just their body shape. You don't need to know about genetics to observe players who 'look fat' but never seem to play like it.

Coincidence that they're all indigenous? Of course every white trash piece of shit just knows that aboriginals are lazy, don't they?

In 1996 Simon moved to the Sydney Roosters but was unable to dislodge Adrian Lam from the first grade half spot and he moved to Parramatta for three seasons from 1997 to 1999. His apparent lack of fitness found him out of favour with coach Brian Smith and midway through 1999 he gained another release to play for Auckland (he was named captain in his second match with the club).
After two seasons with the Warriors, Simon moved to the Wests Tigers where, despite some good performances for the club, he announced his retirement before the end of the 2001 season citing a lack of enthusiasm. The Tigers had been beaten 64-0 by Melbourne that weekend.

 

[IFR33K]

Wikipoudia

Gold :lol::lol: