Depends which NRL fans you're talking about...
BULLDOGS FANS: "Doggies! Oi look at that stooge wearing the Dragons top- let's go bash 'em!"
"Here come the cops- picking on us again because we're ethnic/ Dogs fans. It's discrimination mate!"
PARRAMATTA FANS: "Why do they need to have that fake chant? God it's an embarrasment!"
"We haven't played that well since the glory days- we'll win the comp this year for sure!"
"God we were so shit. Sack Kearny! He's got me missing Brian Smith..."
MANLY FANS: "40-0 40-0 40-0!"
RAIDERS FANS: "Channel 9 should've televised this game!"
"F**king David Furner!"
"F**king refs, always out to screw us! F**k me some people are biased..."
ROOSTERS FANS: "Lol@50uffs!"
"At least we aren't Lol@50uffs!"
SOUTHS FANS: "We got this!"
"Meet me in the car park you pathetic girly man, I'll dismantle your DNA for you!"
"We're going to do it this year- we've got the team to win the Premiership. You heard it from me first!"
(Post- August)
"We just need another class player and we'll be genuine Premiership contenders next season!"
WESTS TIGERS FANS: "F**king hell Sheens! Why do you keep playing him?"
"Give it to Benji!"
COWBOYS FANS: "Give it to Thursto!"
STORM FANS: "We were the 2007 and 2009 Premiers- nobody can take it away from us. The boys tried really hard, they deserved both of them!"
"Look, it's Condom Man doing another lap on his quad bike!"
"One of my mates' friends knows where Brian Waldron lives. What do ya reckon?"
PENRITH FANS: "C'mon Penriff!"
"Can't wait for halftime, I'm busting for a durrie!"
(When an opposition player tears the Panthers defence to shreds)
"Sign him up, Gus!"
BRONCOS FANS:
"Typical NSW ref, they've all got it in for us. Should still be called the NSWRL..."
"Did you read that story in the paper (Courier Mail) about how Locky jumped from a burning building holding a kitten, landed on his feet and then helped an old lady across the road? That's Locky for ya aye, nobody has any dirt on him, he's just too good. Of course he won't be the next Immortal though, it'll be that racist drug cheat f**king Johns. Typical NSW bias...."
"Titans? F**k the Titans- they're not even a Qld team!"
"I saw (insert player) out in The Valley the other weekend, he was f**king blind!"
DRAGONS FANS:
"Morris was in!"
"Suspend Jason Ryles!"
"Who are you calling chokers? We won the 2010 Grand Final- haters gonna hate..."
KNIGHTS FANS:
"F**king hell, this is shit!"
"Something is wrong with our playing squad when the player putting in the hardest yards for us every weekend is Willie Mason!"
(After last night)
"F**k yeah! Play like this every week and we might still be a chance at the top 8!"
TITANS FANS:
"Who cares about the Broncos?"
SHARKS FANS:
"I know I sound like a broken record, but you reckon we're chance at finally winning it this year?"
"My sisters' keen on ya champ- she just turned 18 as well, she'll be at Northies tonight with her friends, should tag along after the game..."
"We love you Gallen, we do...."
WARRIORS FANS:
"Aussie rifs are always giveng et to us bro, et's f**ked!"
"Warriors bro!"
NSW FANS:
"Oh come on.........come on..........come o.......oh F**KING HELL! This is State of Origin- how did they f**k that up? Under 12's would've got that!"
"We've got the team to finally win the shield back this year- I can feel it!"
(After losing)
"It's just that Qld spine- we don't have the players to match them at the moment."
QLD FANS:
"KWEEENSLANDEEEERRRRP!"
"Typical NSW- they always play dirty........ Get into 'em Thaiday! F**k yeah! Knock his head off!"
"I gotta piss- f**k waiting in line, I'll just go here. Film it!"
