Summer Jokes.

[the phantom menace]

 

[Gary Gutful]

I don’t get it.

 

[the phantom menace]

After she got back to the UK, neither did the husband (anymore).

 

[the phantom menace]

 

[the phantom menace]

 

[85 Baby]

Stephen King has a son called Joe who also happens to be an accomplished author.
I’m not joking, but he is.
Actually his name is Joe Hill

 

[the phantom menace]

Looks like his dad too...

 

[the phantom menace]

 

[the phantom menace]

Took me a second or two...

 

[the phantom menace]

 

[85 Baby]

 

[the phantom menace]

 

[Gary Gutful]

Can we rename this the 'Shitty Phantom Jokes' thread?

 

[the phantom menace]

Tough crowd. It's summer - get involved, post some (other) funny shit!

 

[Twizzle]

Needs more Pou

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

How was copper wire invented?










A Jew and an Indian were fighting over a penny.

 

[Twizzle]

Shame our old mate isn't around for this thread

Stay gold Pete

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

There's a man in a brothel doing the deed. Outside there is a man walking down the street and a man walking up the street. There is also a man in a car that is stationary yet running and in gear. A little further up the road are 6 men in a van.

See if you can deduce the nationality of each of these men.

 

[the phantom menace]

Before I saw the question, I was going to say the answer is that they were all found inside Bonnie Blue...

 

[85 Baby]

There's a man in a brothel doing the deed. Outside there is a man walking down the street and a man walking up the street. There is also a man in a car that is stationary yet running and in gear. A little further up the road are 6 men in a van.

See if you can deduce the nationality of each of these men.

Are you ok?