Half ton not out at cricket yesterday, as well as a busted toe from a sandshoe crusher.
I have another bat, but it's in the shop getting a refurb.With that geriatric f**ken stick you were waving about on the socials it's no wonder you've only got one fifty!
Get a bat ya bum
Surely it was all the levers Baz???31 off 14 today in the pre-season 30 over match. And 1/13 off 4 to boot.
Probs won't bowl again this year but jeez it felt good to finally fling some down at decent enough pace after 10-odd years.
@hineyrulz the new Southern Cross stick is jizz-worthy. Got slightly beaten in flight coming down to the leggie so I realised I wouldn't quite get there, decided to chip over mid off so I didn't sky the shit out of it, went 110m to the road and bounced into a retirement village. Maf**ker PINGS