Please hand your testicles in at reception. Your vagina is in the mail.Caught myself eating salads recently.
What have I become?
You are hereby banished.Could be worse, could be making salads out of things you are growing in your own garden. What the hell happened to me
Ended up with 9 players, finished 65 overs on 7/320.Cricket today with only 7 players. This should end well...
Is there a postcode to deliver them to?Please hand your testicles in at reception. Your vagina is in the mail.
clown will eat you?Can't sleep
Essentially, yes...clown will eat you?