Super Thread LXXV: Remembering forgotten memories

[madunit]

can you tell if its going to rain ?

yeah, usually when the clouds start leaking is when it'll rain.

 

[madunit]

Can get a reconstruction apparently. And given the extent of the damage it may even need to be fused...which I absolutely won't do regardless of how painful it is otherwise.

reconstruction is for softcocks.

Just live with the pain forever and be sure to remind everyone of your heroics everytime they want to give you grief.

Tell the missus it's cancer, just to get her off your back.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

If he's coming to give me the old yella treatment I wouldn't need to catch the merkin!

I don't even think poor old SGL would say I couldn't catch him anyway, lol.

I'd be okay for the first 50 metres...

 

[muzby]

My ankle is causing me all sorts of agony at the moment...normally I don't worry a lot about stuff like that but when I get up in the morning and can't walk for half an hour I do get a little concerned.

go and get it checked out by a physio.. i had an issue which i used to just play through using painkillers and then ice the crap out of it afterwards..

eventually got too bad that i sought help..

long and short of it.. if i'd got help at the start, would have been fixed in 4 weeks.. because i dicked around, did more damage to it and ended up a 6 month recovery..

 

[muzby]

I'd be okay for the first 50 metres...

provided 45 metres were a slip n slide...

 

[Bazal]

go and get it checked out by a physio.. i had an issue which i used to just play through using painkillers and then ice the crap out of it afterwards..

eventually got too bad that i sought help..

long and short of it.. if i'd got help at the start, would have been fixed in 4 weeks.. because i dicked around, did more damage to it and ended up a 6 month recovery..

Oh I've been having physio on and off for three years since the actual injury...I definitely know what I've done. Which, in medical terms, as best as I remember it, is "f**ked everything right up".

 

[Bazal]

reconstruction is for softcocks.

Just live with the pain forever and be sure to remind everyone of your heroics everytime they want to give you grief.

Tell the missus it's cancer, just to get her off your back.

For that to happen I would need to commit some kind of heroics....or even something mildly useful that I could pass off as heroics with enough dramatic overacting.

 

[muzby]

Oh I've been having physio on and off for three years since the actual injury...I definitely know what I've done. Which, in medical terms, as best as I remember it, is "f**ked everything right up".

Amputation and the cone of shame for you then

 

[madunit]

For that to happen I would need to commit some kind of heroics....or even something mildly useful that I could pass off as heroics with enough dramatic overacting.

Living with the pain is the heroics.

You can say things like "You don't know what pain I go through every day you f**king ungrateful merkins!!!" everytime you go to the drive thru for example.

Don't underestimate, nor deny yourself the sheer utopian joy that comes with being a cranky old merkin.

You don't see Twizzle or Willow moping about and sounding sad ;-)

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Pfft. That's nothing.

Wife is 8 months pregnant. Had to tell her yesterday that I have cancer.

Beat that.

(Thyroid cancer, very good survival rates given my scan results)

 

[madunit]

As she's in pain and delivering her baby, just remind her of the pain you endure everyday and how it's immensely worse than anything she's ever felt

"But you don't hear me screaming and yelling and bellowing like an old cow about it"

*BTW - hope the cancer f**ks off quick smart.

 

[Twizzle]

hope you got it nice and early SBN before ti spreads

I had a melanoma a while back probably from too much cricket and surfing, cleaned it out and its never been back

 

[Bazal]

Living with the pain is the heroics.

You can say things like "You don't know what pain I go through every day you f**king ungrateful merkins!!!" everytime you go to the drive thru for example.

Don't underestimate, nor deny yourself the sheer utopian joy that comes with being a cranky old merkin.

You don't see Twizzle or Willow moping about and sounding sad ;-)

I always thought that was the dementia tbh

 

[Bazal]

Pfft. That's nothing.

Wife is 8 months pregnant. Had to tell her yesterday that I have cancer.

Beat that.

(Thyroid cancer, very good survival rates given my scan results)

If Micky Vella can do it, you can too!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

afternoon

 

[Twizzle]

Hodor

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Bewbs

 

[madunit]

I always thought that was the dementia tbh

that's the golden land.

Piss you pants and get a nurse to clean it up

mumble "What just happened"

 

[Twizzle]

sounds like you've had experience in this area

 

[Bazal]

How shit is cricket?