Super Thread LXXV: Remembering forgotten memories

[sensesmaybenumbed]

f**k I wish I could drop weight that easy. Want to get back under 90kg by April, over 2016 I ate nothing for the first few months and then did nothing for the next six or so ccos of my anxiety so my weight went haywire. I should be able to do it pretty easy, I just like food so much....lol.

The truth of it is that rhino nq had constipation.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

CT scan of chest and neck shows no cancer spread beyond primary tumour.

Feeling better already..

 

[Rhino_NQ]

f**k I wish I could drop weight that easy. Want to get back under 90kg by April, over 2016 I ate nothing for the first few months and then did nothing for the next six or so ccos of my anxiety so my weight went haywire. I should be able to do it pretty easy, I just like food so much....lol.

when you are 120kg+ like me it is much easier to do, 2kg for a standard size person would be the same was 7 or 8kg for me.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

The truth of it is that rhino nq had constipation.

I would suggest staying away from the drury pub toilets for at least another week

 

[madunit]

went for a job interview and was asked a cod ordinary maths question at random and completely f**king butchered it.

Really wanted that job too. I guess I'll find out soon enough if i f**ked that up royally.

 

[madunit]

CT scan of chest and neck shows no cancer spread beyond primary tumour.

Feeling better already..

Tumour is such a horrible word to hear.

Can we use "Sheens" instead. Its much more fun abusing the shit out of that.

And its good to hear that the Sheens hasn't spread like a Fitzhenry.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Tumour is such a horrible word to hear.

Can we use "Sheens" instead. Its much more fun abusing the shit out of that.

And its good to hear that the Sheens hasn't spread like a Fitzhenry.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

170kg deadlift tonight. Not bad after considering I haven't attempted a max on it for at least 6 years

 

[Twizzle]

standing dead lift ?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

standing dead lift ?

Yes

 

[muzby]

so i'm in the market to buy a new car.. doing research and sick of getting these chatbot windows popping up, so i've decided to start messing with them.. just for my own enjoyment.. generally trying to keep a theme..



here's my one from tonight..

Marvin:
Hello, welcome back to ****** Mazda. How can I help you today?

Me: I need a car with leather seats and a flux capacator

Marvin: Let me have a sales consultant check if we have something that has that.
Can I get your name please?

Me: Marty

Marvin: Nice to meet you Marty!
Have you got a budget that you'd like to stay under?

Me: I need to stay under 88.

Marvin: Okay. Got that!
When are you looking to purchase by the way?

Me: Sometime in the future

Marvin: I see. But would that be in a year?

Me: Less than a year.
Ideally something from 2015.
Around October

Marvin: Wonderful!
I will have one of our sales consultants contact you to let you know what we currently have in stock and to organise a competitive price for you based on your preferences. May I know the best number to call you on please?

Me: 03 9555 4823

Marvin: Thank you. Can I also have your email address as an alternate way to contact you?

Me: marty.mcfly@biffco.com.au

Marvin: Thanks! Have you got any vehicle that you would like to trade in?

Me: Yes

Marvin: Wonderful!
What is the year, make and model of the car you wish to trade in and what condition is it in (including its approximate kilometres on the clock)?

Me: 1985 delorean DMC-12

Marvin: All right. Can I also ask for its current condition and mileage please?

Me: excellent condition, 6409 on the odometer

Marvin: Okay, thanks for that.
Are you also looking to finance the vehicle through us?

Me: no, i've got the cash, i've had a few lucky wins on some sporting bets.

Marvin: No worries! But if you change your mind, simply let our consultant know.
Thank you for the details you've provided Marty.
Would there be anything else you'd like me to pass on to the team before I send this over?

Me: just tell them: if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.

Marvin: Got it!
Thanks for your time and rest assured that someone will be in touch with you within 24hours or on the next business day for further assistance.
If there is anything else I can assist you with, please let me know. We are online 24/7! Cheers and have a good night!

Thank you for contacting us.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I hope this is true.

 

[Twizzle]

loving the cool change

 

[Bazal]

Perfect day for cricket

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Afternoon

 

[muzby]

I hope this is true.

It is..

I think next time I'll be Michael Knight..

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Great scott

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Morning

 

[Rhino_NQ]

bewbs

 

[Rhino_NQ]

FFB supercoach league anyone?