Super Thread LXXV: Remembering forgotten memories

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I must find where she’s hiding them..

The money? Or the kids?

 

[Bazal]

I just spent $430 on six bottles of wine and the missus' response was "Oh that's awesome, you loved that shit in Italy".

How long until I die?

 

[Misanthrope]

I just spent $430 on six bottles of wine and the missus' response was "Oh that's awesome, you loved that shit in Italy".

How long until I die?

Wine in general? Or that f**king expensive bottle of plonk, specifically?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Just won 40 bucks for picking which colour scomo wore today.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Bored

 

[Misanthrope]

Bored

We could tell based on the fact you're taking bets on what Scott Morrison would wear.

Should have come over and played mafia with us.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Homebrew should be ready for bottling tomorrow

 

[Misanthrope]

Oh, Rhino, I do love our talks.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Only 5.2% chucked it back in the oven for another day

 

[Misanthrope]

I agree wholeheartedly. What were they thinking?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Morning merkins

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

It's now afternoon...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Afternoon merkins

 

[Twizzle]

happy Easter f**kers

 

[Rhino_NQ]

On the third day he rose.......and then couldnt go outside for another 11 days, watched tiger king and wondered wtf went wrong

 

[Misanthrope]

Happy Easter knuts!

I earned some mad brownie points by hiding some Easter eggs around the house last night before I went to bed. Should have seen how excited the wife was to do a morning Easter egg hunt.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Happy Easter knuts!

I earned some mad brownie points by hiding some Easter eggs around the house last night before I went to bed. Should have seen how excited the wife was to do a morning Easter egg hunt.

My wife hid an easter egg once..

It turned 7 at the start of the year

 

[Rhino_NQ]

So the screaming chucky doll next door is only getting worse. This kid sounds like she is hung up with somone blowtorching her feet for 4-5 hours at a time.

Deciding to delve a bit deeper into my playlist choices for my workouts in the garage that happens to be right next to her window. So far ive got:
The halloween theme
The saw theme
The exorcist theme
Infant annihilator -c@$ntcrusher
The promo trailer for season 1 of the punisher
Rattamahatta - sepultura
Twist/chi live -korn family values tour

Any other suggestions?

 

[Misanthrope]

Just leave an anonymous note saying that their neighbour is a registered sex offender. They'll move out in no time.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Just leave an anonymous note saying that their neighbour is a registered sex offender. They'll move out in no time.

Hmmmmmm