Superthread LIII

[AlwaysGreen]

Cliffnanger calling someone else incompetent. O D I RON E.

And while we're product dropping, I bought a Coke (TM) yesterday. Coke (TM) ...refreshing.

 

[Misanthrope]

You kind of come across as the bad guy in this exchange, Cliffy. Q_Q more, emo kid. They screwed up an order, they didn't stick you with an AIDS needle. Relax.

 

[Joker's Wild]

AG, I'm betting you own a blow up doll in Cliffys likeness and have angry, angry sex with it repeatedly

 

[AlwaysGreen]

AG, I'm betting you own a blow up doll in Cliffys likeness and have angry, angry sex with it repeatedly

I'm not sure about what's going on in your sick mind but I'm not into Trannies.

I prefer Valvoline (TM). You know what I mean.

 

[Misanthrope]

AG, I'm betting you own a blow up doll in Cliffys likeness and have angry, angry sex with it repeatedly

He has one for each of us. Never a dull night.

 

[Jason Maher]

f**k self-absorbed customers like Cliffy. There is literally no way to satisfy them short of sending yourself out of business.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Careful now, she'll go about changing thread titles again...

 

[dogslife]

What's the bet this "backpack" is actually some sort of sex toy.

Clifford sounds like she's on heat... She needs her "backpack" urgently

 

[HowHigh]

this f**kin air conditioning at work is making me feel sick again

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I bought a knock off North Face (TM) backpack in Cambodia for $30 bucks.

Best bag ever.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

What's the bet this "backpack" is actually some sort of sex toy.

Clifford sounds like she's on heat... She needs her "backpack" urgently

It's not just a backpack. It's a North Face (TM) backpack.

 

[Misanthrope]

"I won't be satisfied until the inbred knuckle-dragger responsible comes forward with a written apology of no less than two A4 pages, his first born (preferably male), and then commits ritual suicide. And of course, my original request of keeping the item they sent in error and receiving a full refund. Then, maybe, I'll be able to stop seeing a grief counsellor in 3 to 4 months."

 

[Cliffhanger]

What's the bet this "backpack" is actually some sort of sex toy.

Clifford sounds like she's on heat... She needs her "backpack" urgently

Nah, just regular PMS man.

 

[Jason Maher]

"I won't be satisfied until the inbred knuckle-dragger responsible comes forward with a written apology of no less than two A4 pages, his first born (preferably male), and then commits ritual suicide. And of course, my original request of keeping the item they sent in error and receiving a full refund. Then, maybe, I'll be able to stop seeing a grief counsellor in 3 to 4 months."

:lol:

 

[dogslife]

Bitches be crazy

 

[Cliffhanger]

You kind of come across as the bad guy in this exchange, Cliffy. Q_Q more, emo kid. They screwed up an order, they didn't stick you with an AIDS needle. Relax.

My issue is not that they screwed up the order, it's that their customer service in trying to fix it was balls.

 

[Misanthrope]

My issue is not that they screwed up the order, it's that their customer service in trying to fix it was balls.

What do you expect? Email communication is almost universally slow in the realm of customer service. It's a step up from sending in a complaint via smoke signal or pigeon.

 

[butchmcdick]

My issue is not that they screwed up the order, it's that their customer service in trying to fix it was balls.

Oh come the f**k on Cliffy

A 100% store credit seems appropriate to me.

How many minutes should elapse between you sending an email and the company responding ?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Got that email yet Cliffy? We're all very concerned about your welfare.

 

[Jason Maher]

No wonder Pizza Hut closed down our customer complaints line and went for an online feedback form instead...