Superthread LIX: Honouring Clifford & AG - Will they or won't they?

[Eelementary]

Pfft don't apologize. It's fitting.

Also, Boogie Nights on Go. Heather Graham and Julianne Moore bewbs

I wonder what they teach lawyers-to-be at uni..

 

[Monk]

sup merkins

 

[thorson1987]

I wonder what they teach lawyers-to-be at uni..

I think the whole first semester is called "chasing ambulances 101"

 

[Didgi]

I can't hear you over the sound of my piles of money.

Jks, I'm a student. I flit from free meal to free meal.

 

[Bazal]

Some lawyers are alright. My best mate is one. Doesn't practice in a court, I think that's what turns them into demons.

Didgi is still an arsehole though...

 

[dogslife]

All the law subjects I did at uni they let us take the textbook in.

Really cuts down on the old study time. To zero more or less.

 

[Eelementary]

I can't hear you over the sound of my piles of money.

Jks, I'm a student. I flit from free meal to free meal.

:lol: Well played.

Can't really picture you as a lawyer, mate. You're a good bloke, and prerequisites for being a lawyer are greed and narcissism.

 

[Eelementary]

Some lawyers are alright. My best mate is one. Doesn't practice in a court, I think that's what turns them into demons.

Didgi is still an arsehole though...

I think they're a necessary evil - hire a bulldog and watch you get what you want.

But so often they're sleazy and greedy beyond description that it's disheartening.

 

[umina panther]

My grandfather was a judge, that's like a super dooper elite money stealing scumbag

 

[butchmcdick]

Didgi is a gentleman and a scholar

 

[Misanthrope]

Holy shit. Enthusiasm for life at a dizzying low. Had to quit taking the meds I'd started taking due to side effects. Have yet to find an alternative.

Bring on winter. Woo.

 

[Didgi]

Didgi is a gentleman and a scholar

This.

Unfortunately as with many professions there's a few who f**k it up majorly for everyone else, and with so many law firms the competition for clients is ridiculous. Then the Court systems get clogged up.

At this stage given all things corporate law (i.e. 95% of law) are the least interesting things ever, looks like I'll be going into criminal prosecution or working as a solicitor in torts (same area as ambulance chasers).

 

[Didgi]

Also, knee to knee impact on the inside of the kneecap is probably one of the worst pains known to humankind. Played on for a game and a half of touch and am now suffering.

I say humankind over mankind because it's well accepted the likes of pregnancy and period pains are nothing compared to being hit in the balls or contracting manflu.

 

[dogslife]

Girls also have no idea of the perils of trying to piss with a boner. M I RITE GAIZ!

 

[thorson1987]

Being hit in the balls is the worst pain ever.

I'd take a 48 hour labour whilst having man flu over it any day

 

[BunniesMan]

Where is every kent tonight? This bloke is bored.

Hello friend.

 

[Dani]

Took me forever to fall asleep and when I do I have a horrific nightmare about bushfires and my pets.

Wow. So graphic. What is wrong with my brain?

 

[Drew-Sta]

Feeling hungry.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Baby is very tender...

 

[Alba]

I'm shmeh.. wanna go home and sleep..