Can I wear roller skates?
I can design the menu!
Deal!
Sweet deal!
Are there any..er...special requirements for the "interview"?
is this eHarmony ?
This being China and there being no laws, you may also have to sleep with me to secure the job. There are a lot of girls and every one of them needs a space filled. I mean... There are only so many positions. I mean... sex.
Is there the same requirement for consulting on the menu? Cos, I mean, I'd be down and all...just....two bearded men would probably destroy space and time as we know it
Yep. 2 inches of glory.