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29 min till beer o'clock
FML for shortf**k my life.
FML for short
You're in China. Just give some local kid some dong to run down the road and get some credit for you.
Impromptu drinks with some very attractive exchange students, winning.
South African accents are horrid.
South African accents are horrid.
South African accents are horrid.
Last weekend I was chatting up a super hot South African chick (sexiest accent ever). I eventually realised she was so drunk she thought I was her boyfriend. Her boyfriend who got kicked out for taking a swing at a security guard because the guard was flirting with the girl.
Because I'm not a bad guy I then left her alone