Superthread LVIII - Honouring the mighty Chiko

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Just think, as much pain as she is in right now, she will never know the near death experience of man flu...

You forgot to mention all the death that must be avenged.

 

[Dani]

i actually managed to say hello to a girl last night, woo me

Tell me how!

 

[Dutchy]

Man food poisoning.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Tell me how!

 

[Dani]

Funny cos it's true

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Tell me how!

how i said hello to somone?

 

[Twizzle]

how i said hello to somone?

just like Doug and Steve Boutabi

wassup ?

 

[Dani]

how i said hello to somone?

I meant actually talking to the opposite sex. But whatevs.

 

[butchmcdick]

Truth be told, I was a little disappointed. I had serious romantic interest in the girl, so to have her throw herself at me so obviously was a pleasant surprise and, at the same time, a bit of a let down.

Does that even make sense?

Many years ago I went out with a lass I was mad for

I treated her well etc etc and then she dumped me

When I asked her why she said she just wanted to f**k but I was way too serious

Women, I don't understand you

Still Mis you got to have sex. Well done son

 

[Misanthrope]

Man food poisoning.

Man food? What's that?

Tell me how!

My problem has never been initiating conversation or even flirting - it's been having the confidence/awareness to realize when a girl is interested.

I'm literally into double digits with girls who have told me after the fact that they'd been really into me but figured I wasn't interested because I never made a move. It's embarrassing.

 

[butchmcdick]

True that. My best relationship to date - the 'one that should have been the one' - was a girl I met drunk on a Saturday night who woke me up with a blowie and had to break up with her boyfriend the following day.

We were together for two very good, supportive, fun years.

If there is a better way to wake up I am yet to find it

 

[Rhino_NQ]

If there is a better way to wake up I am yet to find it

double blowie?

 

[Dutchy]

Man food? What's that?

----

Man version of food poisoning. Much like man flu.

I've never been in this much pain in my life. Really hope it's "just" man food poisoning.

 

[Misanthrope]

If there is a better way to wake up I am yet to find it

Big fan of morning sex. Very few better ways to start the day.

Man food? What's that?

----

Man version of food poisoning. Much like man flu.

I've never been in this much pain in my life. Really hope it's "just" man food poisoning.

My mate in Raymond Terrace is in the same agony right now. I wonder if you or he is Patient Zero?

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

That's basically it. I don't want a woman to be as pure as the driven snow, and I'm well aware that women have appetites and histories. I'm not phased by that.

But when I've got genuine romantic interest in a girl, her giving up the first kiss and the first f**k in such a cavalier way make me think there's probably not a romantic future in the offing.

I'm okay to be f**k buddies, but it's not what I'd had in mind :lol:

I don't get all hung up on what's happened before I've come along. If I like what a chick has to offer, then thats all I focus on.

If you start thinking about your partners previous partners and what they've gotten up to together, it's a short cut to the asylum.

I divide my partners life into two segments -
1. Before me
2. After me

Don't want to know anything about my partners sexual adventures in part 1 and I want to be the only other participant in all of them in part 2.

Simple as that.

 

[butchmcdick]

I think Mis was upset that the woman he wanted to be in a relationship with was easier to make than a two peice leggo set

 

[Rhino_NQ]

afternoon

 

[umina panther]

The weekend is here! Beer time!

 

[Misanthrope]

I think Mis was upset that the woman he wanted to be in a relationship with was easier to make than a two peice leggo set

Oh, I don't care how many guys she's been with before me. It just bothers me that a girl I was contemplating a relationship with is a bit free and loose with it, so it's more likely to be a casual thing than something serious.

That said, I've got no qualms with a casual thing.

 

[Joker's Wild]

double blowie?

You have two dicks? :shock: