Superthread LVIII - Honouring the mighty Chiko

[dogslife]

What does one do on a Friday night with no footy to watch?

 

[Bazal]

Meanwhile, walked into whatever-the-f**k I'm being accused with at work with my best mate. He is a lawyer. Employers shat many bricks.

 

[Bazal]

What does one do on a Friday night with no footy to watch?

Time to make myself ravishing and head out on a gash hunt.

 

[dogslife]

I wish I had a wingman like Dutchman

 

[Apey]

I think BM & IanG finally "came" to an agreement and pissed off from LU together. Rumour has it a rather long-chinned individual was seen purchasing a goat outfit from the local reject shop in Coogee.

 

[Cliffhanger]

We've got an ex-navy guy working for us. He was telling us about how there was always porn on in the sleeping quarters of the ship he was on, and one day one of guys put a new one on about a threesome. So there's about 100 guys all sitting around watching this threesome porno, but it was the two dudes kind and the dudes started on each other.

This ex-navy guy who works for us is currently into his third marriage, and has been quoted on record as saying "if this one doesn't work out I'm switching to dudes"

Fairly certain he is a gobbler of c**k

They turned gay just like that? Odd.

 

[dogslife]

Sometimes porn just does what it wants

 

[Drew-Sta]

Dunno what is wrong with me at the moment (moreso)

My tact is nearly in the negative. I've managed to offend people left right and cenre with little intent. I have no motivation to get out of bed. I don't think I've actually spoken real words out loud since my dad went psycho on when was it? Wednesday? The only communication I have with anyone is via text/fb chat ect and I seem to just offend friends of many years or lose my shit. I keep getting really angry at small stuff and I can't seem to do anything right.

My face and my ears feel like they're on fire.

https://www.mja.com.au/open/2012/1/4/depression-and-chronic-pain

What does one do on a Friday night with no footy to watch?

... read?

Meanwhile, walked into whatever-the-f**k I'm being accused with at work with my best mate. He is a lawyer. Employers shat many bricks.

?!?! Details, brother. What is happening? Do you still have a job?

 

[Dani]

Yeah. I'm real bad at taking my anti depressants at the moment. Should go take some.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Sometimes porn just does what it wants

:lol:

 

[Joker's Wild]

That female Wiggle is kinda hot

 

[urban eel]

I thought the exact same thing today lol.

 

[Dani]

Got a quote for nails, hair and makeup for the Storm preso ball next week. $250...

So i thought I'd try makeup myself. I currently look like I'm auditioning for Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

 

[Joker's Wild]

Turn the makeup gun off whore Dani

 

[Dani]

I went beyond the whore setting.

 

[butchmcdick]

That female Wiggle is kinda hot

Oh f**k yes

Been fapping to her for a bit now

Also I think locky is a vagina decliner

 

[Eelementary]

Anyone ever dislocated their femur? I didn't think it was possible...until last night.

 

[Bazal]

?!?! Details, brother. What is happening? Do you still have a job?

Don't have many details. I'm accused of "consumption of a product without payment." So, theft. I have a job at this stage but I've been suspended with pay. I'm on leave as of today anyway

 

[Eelementary]

Don't have many details. I'm accused of "consumption of a product without payment." So, theft. I have a job at this stage but I've been suspended with pay. I'm on leave as of today anyway

I'll hobble down there only crutches and f**k their shit up.

 

[butchmcdick]

Don't have many details. I'm accused of "consumption of a product without payment." So, theft. I have a job at this stage but I've been suspended with pay. I'm on leave as of today anyway

What do u sell ?