Superthread LX - Celebrating Misanthrope's Birth

[Bazal]

I have no idea why people are calling Piers Morgan brave or tough? The wanker talked himself into a position his ego wouldn't let him back out of, he was saved the actual punishment because there's no way CA would have let Mitch pin him...he still shat himself and ran away from every ball, he was so scared he didn't even watch any of them and that's why he got nailed...He's nothing but a twat.

 

[Dragon2010]

I have no idea why people are calling Piers Morgan brave or tough? The wanker talked himself into a position his ego wouldn't let him back out of, he was saved the actual punishment because there's no way CA would have let Mitch pin him...he still shat himself and ran away from every ball, he was so scared he didn't even watch any of them and that's why he got nailed...He's nothing but a twat.

It's all set-up anyway, he got a good laugh out of it and Lee and Johnson got theres. He's brave for being so game, I guess. Simple as that.

 

[Eelementary]

I have no idea why people are calling Piers Morgan brave or tough? The wanker talked himself into a position his ego wouldn't let him back out of, he was saved the actual punishment because there's no way CA would have let Mitch pin him...he still shat himself and ran away from every ball, he was so scared he didn't even watch any of them and that's why he got nailed...He's nothing but a twat.

I agree.

Wasn't it fantastic, though, to see Binga bowling?

 

[Eelementary]

Gotta give it to Piers Morgan, he's pretty brave. Especially considering he obviously had no idea. Brett Lee was probably only at the 130k mark there which is pretty rapid but not beyond the realms of what you'd see in some of the lower grades around Sydney. Should have been able to make a better fist of it than that.

For a start, Lee was always going to be bowling some chin music. Why you'd come forward knowing that, I don't understand? If he'd have stayed back in his crease and moved across to his off stump, not one of those balls would have been anywhere near him.

I think he misunderstood Sir Viv Richards' advice of "be aggressive and show no fear" to mean "walk down the pitch to him" :crazy:

And then he taunted Binga to bring it on! If Binga went full tilt...

 

[BunniesMan]

hello everybody

guys guess what im pretty drunk, first time i properly drank for like 4 months. i almost got layd. my friend has a girlfriend. this girlfriend has a friend. this friend is pretty hot. this pretty hot friend sort of lined me up on the dancefloor and like humped me really hard. i didnt know what to do so i stood there til i sobered up. then i walked home.


im really not gay i swear, totally. im not as bad in rl as i come across online

im still drunk. dont take any notice of this post. im pretty drunk. i had like 8 beers then 2 vodka drinks. then the friends girlfriends friend bought me a drink. i drank that and got really drunk then.

 

[afinalsin666]

I'm drunk too motherf**ker. But 8 beers was crossed hours ago. Really can't handle vodka shots anymore as it turns out.

 

[Misanthrope]

hello everybody

guys guess what im pretty drunk, first time i properly drank for like 4 months. i almost got layd. my friend has a girlfriend. this girlfriend has a friend. this friend is pretty hot. this pretty hot friend sort of lined me up on the dancefloor and like humped me really hard. i didnt know what to do so i stood there til i sobered up. then i walked home.


im really not gay i swear, totally. im not as bad in rl as i come across online

im still drunk. dont take any notice of this post. im pretty drunk. i had like 8 beers then 2 vodka drinks. then the friends girlfriends friend bought me a drink. i drank that and got really drunk then.

Somebody needs to save that post in case he deletes it in the light of sobriety. Oh wait, I just did.

 

[Skinner]

I can't stand mutton. Lamb and mutton are just f**king foul.

Aw Jeez Mis - you've been in Asia far too long. An Aussie that doesn't like lamb (I can just about understand mutton, but cooked right, it's amazeballs).

 

[RHCP]

hello everybody

guys guess what im pretty drunk, first time i properly drank for like 4 months. i almost got layd. my friend has a girlfriend. this girlfriend has a friend. this friend is pretty hot. this pretty hot friend sort of lined me up on the dancefloor and like humped me really hard. i didnt know what to do so i stood there til i sobered up. then i walked home.


im really not gay i swear, totally. im not as bad in rl as i come across online

im still drunk. dont take any notice of this post. im pretty drunk. i had like 8 beers then 2 vodka drinks. then the friends girlfriends friend bought me a drink. i drank that and got really drunk then.

:lol::lol:

And re: Piers, I think he's a cricket tragic who saw an opportunity.

 

[butchmcdick]

hello everybody

guys guess what im pretty drunk, first time i properly drank for like 4 months. i almost got layd. my friend has a girlfriend. this girlfriend has a friend. this friend is pretty hot. this pretty hot friend sort of lined me up on the dancefloor and like humped me really hard. i didnt know what to do so i stood there til i sobered up. then i walked home.


im really not gay i swear, totally. im not as bad in rl as i come across online

im still drunk. dont take any notice of this post. im pretty drunk. i had like 8 beers then 2 vodka drinks. then the friends girlfriends friend bought me a drink. i drank that and got really drunk then.

Get some bm !

 

[Drew-Sta]

Bub slept 9 hours last night. Winning.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Bub slept 9 hours last night. Winning.

True. If it was the first sleep through it is grand.

Except for the 30 seconds when you wake up and have a wave of fear run through you because you think the child might not be 'just sleeping'...


That was our experience at least.

 

[Drew-Sta]

True. If it was the first sleep through it is grand.

Except for the 30 seconds when you wake up and have a wave of fear run through you because you think the child might not be 'just sleeping'...


That was our experience at least.

Was a definite sleep through.

We've had a few of those. She is a really, really quiet sleeper (soft breathing, no noise etc). A week or so back, she was throwing up a bit so we slightly elevated her matress so if she threw up it wouldn't choke her.

She ended up sliding down the matress a little and nearly smothering herself. We caught it in time but tears were shed...

They are the best thing ever, but golly - they cause you some anxiety.

 

[Dani]

To this day mum still tells me the story of the first night I slept through. She thought I had died.

 

[umina panther]

How would I explain to the missus that I want to go to an event in the city called s**t drinks that was organized by some chick named Dani that I've met on the interwebz?

 

[Jason Maher]

How would I explain to the missus that I want to go to an event in the city called s**t drinks that was organized by some chick named Dani that I've met on the interwebz?

I dunno. I'm waiting until my wife notices I'm part of a chat group with that name.

 

[Twizzle]

just when we thought s**t Drinks couldn't get more interesting, we now have lesbians

 

[butchmcdick]

True. If it was the first sleep through it is grand.

Except for the 30 seconds when you wake up and have a wave of fear run through you because you think the child might not be 'just sleeping'...


That was our experience at least.

Been there

 

[Dani]

How would I explain to the missus that I want to go to an event in the city called s**t drinks that was organized by some chick named Dani that I've met on the interwebz?

You're going out with "mates"?

 

[Twizzle]

yeah, mates with big tits