I need food now.
On the way home...may have to make a macas run.
M&m mcflurry please!
I am drunk on my own awesomeness.
Just kidding, I'm about to use my own tears as lubricant.
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. 'Do you want a bag?', the cashier asks. 'No', the guy says, 'she's not that ugly'