butchmcdick
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Fuse hasn't been this short in a while, ready to hit something.
I hear the cold does that
Fuse hasn't been this short in a while, ready to hit something.
Pft, save your hatred for how ridiculously easy the system is to rort and those who exploit it. Mate of mine is a serial dole bludger, has been on it for years. Just has to fib once a fortnight about looking for work and he's sweet, they don't seem to even bother chasing anything up.
Asked for a 1/4 chicken and chips but the breast quarter
Discovered it was the leg, merkins
Threw it away
In Sydney for work
f**k me the traffic from the airport sucks unshaven balls
also, evening
got my needles and blood tests today, might find out what is wrong with me tomorrow
went for a walk around the nearby shopping centre while I was waiting for the first batch of results that don't need 24 hours and was a short chubby chick and a tall guy with a few bits of gym equipment (treadmills and stuff) doing some sort of promo. Girl comes over to me as im walking past (not feeling to great as ive just given a fair bit of blood) "excuse me sir, you look like someone who needs to exercise more"
Looked back at her and replied "that's funny I was just about to say the same thing to you"
The guy starts pissing himself, pretty sure it didn't quite come out right from what she meant to say but wasn't the right time to even give me an accidental insult lol
Accidentally sold my manager out to the CFO today...deciding if this is good or bad.
Fuse hasn't been this short in a while, ready to hit something.
Till Friday pm
She actually sits pretty well but her ass gets up off the grass so damn quick after she's got the reward.
That's not the main issue though.
She goes batshit insane when she sees another dog. Absolutely mental. Not the least bit aggressive (the opposite actually, she's a big sook) but she just wants to play with them so bad she doesn't listen to anything we say.
Went down to the park with her today with one of those extendible/lockable leads. Gave the lead to Mum for a moment, Mum had the bright of idea of taking it off lock, she absolutely pelted and Mum just stood there holding onto it half-heartedly (put it back on lock ffs/grip it tighter, what the f**k did you think was going to happen when it reached the maximum extension) until it reached the end and pulled her face first into the ground and the dog went pelting off down the park to the other dog.
In my mother's defence, our dog was sprinting like an absolute nutjob and probably would have sent me into the dirt too if I hadn't been paying attention either.
Go have a read in 4C.
It's what I do to cheer me up.
woo! just got marks back for that motherf**ker of an assignment that consumed my january.. 44.5/50.. very happy with that!
now to focus on the exam this weekend for the remaining 50% of the marks for the unit..
You will get 39.5/50 in the exam
i'd be happy with that..
Seriously, why do women always have to make a drama out f things
thorson... boss is an absolute b1tch. I immediately thought ...oooooooooooooh scheizen. But in a way I thought...it needed to to be told.
haha
Seriously, why do women always have to make a drama out f things
Seriously, why do women always have to make a drama out f things
I like muzbys answer better than mine