Superthread LXIX - Honouring Mork from Ork - RIP Robin Williams

[muzby]

The quest to find a woman without a shipping container full of baggage continues.

just date dudes for a while..

 

[woodyk2]

just date dudes for a while..

Nah. They aint got the bits.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm sure woody is quite the catch.

 

[woodyk2]

Bloody oath.

 

[Twizzle]

Glad you didn't say hard to catch.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Quiet night at home? <_<

yeah boi!!!

 

[Apey]

Quiet night at home? <_<

Villains, then?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

morning

 

[whall15]

Jarryd is very special.

Met him this morning.

 

[butchmcdick]

Met him this morning.

Does he still eat subway and has he kept off the weight ?

 

[Joker's Wild]

Just had a creationist try and convince me that humans couldnt have evolved from apes because apes are still around today

Needless to say many facepalms were given out

 

[thorson1987]

Does he still eat subway and has he kept off the weight ?

Of course he does. Having aids helps.

 

[Apey]

Just had a creationist try and convince me that humans couldnt have evolved from apes because apes are still around today

Needless to say many facepalms were given out

If you want to be a monkey then go right ahead!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Afternoon

 

[Dragon2010]

Slow day.

 

[Misanthrope]

Nearly had a fist fight with one of my best mate's here last night.

We're at a bar and he's munted. Been drinking since 2pm and just completely written off. He's always a bit of a suspect in this state, but he went above and beyond last night.

There's this stunning girl from North Carolina in town and she was entertaining her sister and her sister's girlfriend.

His first order of assholeishness was to smack the stunner on the ass. She has a very smackable ass, it's true, and she took it in pretty good spirits despite not really thinking it was okay to sexually harass her with the defense of 'It's a compliment, sugar'.

It could have ended there, but later on he started trying to chat her up and her sister's girlfriend told him to piss off.

Being a true gentleman, he called her a 'f**king dyke', a 'lesbian bitch', and a few other things.

The North Carolinan asked him politely to leave or she'd not ask nicely again. He started saying 'Try me, I'll f**king end you, bitch'.

It was at this point that I dragged him aside and basically told him it wasn't f**king on and he needed to apologize or leave.

Next thing I see, he's dancing up to where they're trying to watch the sister/girlfriend play in the band, and basically trying to bait them. Leaning right in, bumping into them, making faces etc.

f**king childish. I sent him home, bought them all drinks, and apologized profusely for my gender. I've never been so disgusted in a mate's behaviour.

 

[Dutchy]

I witnessed all of the above, but was a little occupied.

 

[Dutchy]

And yes. The tall chick had a great ass.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I witnessed all of the above, but was a little occupied.

Eiffel Towering with ladyboys?

 

[HowHigh]

And yes. The tall chick had a great ass.

You didn't need to slap it and call her friend a f**king dyke though