Scott Gourley's Lovechild
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Case of Weihenstaphener Hefe Dunkel...
I surfed with a school of dolphins at green island
you dont realise how big those f**kers are till they leap out of the wave next to you, they are pretty cool at body surfing
i have 24 bottles of wine in the boot of my car...
Ooooh...anything in particular?
been bumped by a dolphin swimming off a houseboat, scared the crap out of me. Decent sized bottle-nose can be 3m long and be over 200kg
Ooooh...anything in particular?
One of these days Imma buy a case of non alcoholic Erdinger and drink it in totally inappropriate places just to see what happens....
Mum had the genius idea to see if our puppy would like to sleep in the guest bed of a night (seriously, what the f**k?). She opened the door and let her in there while Mum went and did something in the kitchen. Mum went in to the guest room a minute later to find the (double) bed covered in urine... urine everywhere. Puppy hasn't peed in the house for almost 9 months.
Puppy 1 mother 0.
grow up