Superthread LXVII: Honouring Morgan Freeman on Helium

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Bunji was pretty funny last night

he was awful.

anyone know if we can get a refund on him?

He really is a spent force atm. Looks a bit unfit so maybe he will improve a little but god he was painful to watch... and that's coming from a supporter of the team he was playing against. At times, I almost felt sorry for Dragons fans last night. Almost.

Even as little as 12 months ago, he'd have scored from that break he made at the death there, but last night, it was painfully clear after he'd run about 3 metres that he had no hope of going the distance. Whatever acceleration he once had... It's gone. When he was young, he had that consistent speed over 100 metres. That's been gone for a few years now but he still had that initial acceleration and was lightning over 20 - 30 metres. That is certainly no longer the case.

 

[muzby]

I do know a few people out at Sugarloaf reservoir who could feed it straight into the drinking water if you like. Much more effective dose delivery.

Hell, I could even organise a dose at every reservoir personally if you'd like.

Supervillain stuff....

no.. that's ordinary villain stuff..

those who do need to gain the full benefit of the xanax are the same people who only drink bottled water (melbourne is australia's bottled water capital)

as such your efforts would mostly be wasted as it would be toilet water (the most common use of water in the average household, closely followed by the washing machine - but the xanax would be negated based on the higher phosphorous in washing powder)

in addition, it has been proven that flouride effectively kills alprazolam when in ratio of greater than 2:1, so you'd have to cut the flouride intake at melbourne water..

by using my plan of driving it straight into the yarra, you get a multitude of ways to have it effectively hit society:

• the trees along the river would absorb it via their roots, and release it into the oxygen as they photosynthesize
• you would impact people swimming and rowing, as well as all the boats, helping to further distribute around the waterways
• as the product disperses into port phillip bay, it will get taken up into the clouds via evaporation and return to the city via the rains, coating everything, not just drinking water related

 

[Bulldog Force]

I've lived in Sydney, Canberra and Melbourne and I prefer Canberra over the other two, purely because it's not infatuated with itself.

:lol: That's actually the citizens, but point taken!

 

[Bulldog Force]

Never been to Melbourne but heard it prob one of the best capitals to live in Australia. I live not far from Newcastle so a 2 hour drive to Sydney and I flat out refuse to go to Sydney. Only will I go there if I'm getting on a plane to leave the country.

If you prefer crappy weather all year round...

 

[Bulldog Force]

I much prefer Melbourne

In my experience the people are friendlier and it's easier to get around

The only good thing about Melbourne is Muzby! Everyone/everything else can go f**k off!

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

no.. that's ordinary villain stuff..

those who do need to gain the full benefit of the xanax are the same people who only drink bottled water (melbourne is australia's bottled water capital)

as such your efforts would mostly be wasted as it would be toilet water (the most common use of water in the average household, closely followed by the washing machine - but the xanax would be negated based on the higher phosphorous in washing powder)

in addition, it has been proven that flouride effectively kills alprazolam when in ratio of greater than 2:1, so you'd have to cut the flouride intake at melbourne water..

by using my plan of driving it straight into the yarra, you get a multitude of ways to have it effectively hit society:

• the trees along the river would absorb it via their roots, and release it into the oxygen as they photosynthesize
• you would impact people swimming and rowing, as well as all the boats, helping to further distribute around the waterways
• as the product disperses into port phillip bay, it will get taken up into the clouds via evaporation and return to the city via the rains, coating everything, not just drinking water related

I will concede the bottled water point, but your plan is still too diluted in concentration, not to mention biological processes in the bay breaking it down as well.


Perhaps targeting the vb brewery would be a better use of time and effort?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

hot milo and tim tams...like a boss

 

[Red Bear]

I will concede the bottled water point, but your plan is still too diluted in concentration, not to mention biological processes in the bay breaking it down as well.


Perhaps targeting the vb brewery would be a better use of time and effort?

VB drinkers are already poisoning themselves anyway

 

[Didgi]

The flaw in that plan is that no one drinks VB more than once, surely.

 

[muzby]

I will concede the bottled water point, but your plan is still too diluted in concentration, not to mention biological processes in the bay breaking it down as well.


Perhaps targeting the vb brewery would be a better use of time and effort?

ineffective.. the brewing process would kill off the active ingredients...

not to mention this would disperse my newly aquired truckload around southern australia, as the abbotsford plant supplys all of vic, sa & wa, effectively reducing the impact directly on melbourne..

plus (talking specifically VB here, aware they make other brews) VB has the distinct title of being no.1 beer in australia, but the percentage of drinkers who actually drink it is around 10%..

so you have a small number of drinkers, but they drink A LOT of the stuff.

which means we'd just see a lot of fatter, drunk chilled out people..

and if i wanted that i'd just visit the central coast..

 

[RHCP]

$248 speeding fine...

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

ineffective.. the brewing process would kill off the active ingredients...

not to mention this would disperse my newly aquired truckload around southern australia, as the abbotsford plant supplys all of vic, sa & wa, effectively reducing the impact directly on melbourne..

plus (talking specifically VB here, aware they make other brews) VB has the distinct title of being no.1 beer in australia, but the percentage of drinkers who actually drink it is around 10%..

so you have a small number of drinkers, but they drink A LOT of the stuff.

which means we'd just see a lot of fatter, drunk chilled out people..

and if i wanted that i'd just visit the central coast..

Who said anything about leaving the brewing process unchanged?

It's not like they'd notice. If their palate is that poor they'd never even pick up on the change.

And as for the small number of drinkers, they're the people we need to target most tbh.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

$248 speeding fine...

 

[Jason Maher]

$248 speeding fine...

More details required...

 

[muzby]

Who said anything about leaving the brewing process unchanged?

It's not like they'd notice. If their palate is that poor they'd never even pick up on the change.

And as for the small number of drinkers, they're the people we need to target most tbh.

part of being an effective supervillain is staying true to your cause..

your initial issue with the entire city of melbourne was that it needed to chill out..

this will not happen by just targeting the small number of VB drinkers with some recently procured xanax.. you still leave the greater populous untouched..

come on son, think harder.. you'll never reach SV status with such a closed minded approach..



had you said you'd target Melbourne Bitter so you could chillax all the hipsters in town, i'd give you credit points..

 

[Jason Maher]

Just burn down the bloody MCG and be done with.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

part of being an effective supervillain is staying true to your cause..

your initial issue with the entire city of melbourne was that it needed to chill out..

this will not happen by just targeting the small number of VB drinkers with some recently procured xanax.. you still leave the greater populous untouched..

come on son, think harder.. you'll never reach SV status with such a closed minded approach..



had you said you'd target Melbourne Bitter so you could chillax all the hipsters in town, i'd give you credit points..

Same swill, different can.

 

[afinalsin666]

f**k you chumps, VB is the tits.

 

[BunniesMan]

VB is a great beer.

 

[BunniesMan]

Mate...Lived in Melbourne for 15 years and worked in Sydney and Brisbane a lot.

Melbourne is much better than both of the others...rent is cheap, house prices are affordable and I have just sold my house so have a good insight into this.

The CBD is not just a casino...if so then Sydney is just one big Bridge and a tossy shaped building known as an opera house.

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