SuperThread LXX - Honouring James Graham's Unbreakable Melon

[madunit]

I've broken my middle finger on my left hand, and fractured my ring ringer on my right hand. Every task is now seemingly impossible, and much, much harder.

masturbating - you're doing it wrong

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I've broken my middle finger on my left hand, and fractured my ring ringer on my right hand. Every task is now seemingly impossible, and much, much harder.

That's some serious finger banging you're doing over there...

 

[Bulldog Force]

I'd love to have one of these in my office:

...and perhaps one of these next to it (not entirely the same content within though...)

 

[Misanthrope]

My poor, socially anxious brother met a girl through Tinder.

She's 23. Two kids. Ran away from home at 15. Basket case.

They have 5-6 weeks of relatively pleasant time together. Watching TV. Making out. All very cute.

She relocates to Walgett so she can get her folks to look after her kids while she parties. Ignores him. Breaks the poor kid's heart.

After three/four weeks of silence, she's just drunk dialed him.

I can't decide if I'm mad at her for being such a c**k-juggling thunder merkin, or proud of him for berating her for being a terrible, irresponsible human being.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Both.

Good for him being lucky enough to see her for who she is before he really got involved.

 

[Bazal]

Good god. People are the worst on a product release day, whatever that product is. I'm going to shower, and then probably die.

 

[Bulldog Force]

My poor, socially anxious brother met a girl through Tinder.

She's 23. Two kids. Ran away from home at 15. Basket case.

They have 5-6 weeks of relatively pleasant time together. Watching TV. Making out. All very cute.

She relocates to Walgett so she can get her folks to look after her kids while she parties. Ignores him. Breaks the poor kid's heart.

After three/four weeks of silence, she's just drunk dialed him.

I can't decide if I'm mad at her for being such a c**k-juggling thunder merkin, or proud of him for berating her for being a terrible, irresponsible human being.

Mate, Tinder is a magnet for the Basket Cases - your bro should've known what he was getting himself into.

Agreed though - both!

 

[afinalsin666]

Sick of being hot last week so i bought an industrial fan. It's like a meter across. Extravagance is the only way.

 

[Bulldog Force]

Auction this afternoon: Top bid - $2,800,000 and guess what... no sale!

Being young sucks these days, I mean how can they expect young people to get into the market when a modern 2 story home in Suburbia won't sell for that much!

 

[umina panther]

Don't you earn that a week? High flying corporate man like you

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Bowling figures for today:

1-0-2-1

 

[HowHigh]

Couldn't pick a winner on the races to save my life today ..

 

[Twizzle]

Bowling figures for today:

1-0-2-1

didn't know you could bowl

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

didn't know you could bowl

Well I don't, but the captain gave me a go since I keep joking about it.

 

[MKEB...]

Yes the Nix

 

[thorson1987]

Couldn't pick a winner on the races to save my life today ..

Chucked $10 on the junior Kiwis.

Thank you Derperson you useless tard. My sportingbet account looks a bit healthier thanks to him.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Bowling figures for today:

1-0-2-1

Add to that currently 4*. Reckon I have MOTM sewn up about now...

 

[muzby]

stupid f**king wallabies...

there was a bag.

they had the game in it.


somehow they managed to lose it..

 

[Bazal]

Couple of poor calls didn't help, but that was gutless

 

[Red Bear]

Wal-lol-bies