Because you touch yourself at night.
i would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation with paul kelly and his manager..
manager: "paul, we got you a gig at the t20 cricket"
PK: "great, a chance to reach out to a younger audience with some of my musical ditties"
manager: "actually, leave the guitar at home. you'll be fire twirling tonight"
PK: "what the f**k? why?"
manager: "because muzby touches himself at night"
PK: "who the f**k is muzby?"
manager: "dunno. but scott gourley's lovechild says so"
PK: "umm.. yeah and who's that? actually, you know what? you're kinda fired. but hand me those fire-sticks... i need some cash.."
