SuperThread LXX - Honouring James Graham's Unbreakable Melon

[Twizzle]

I just saw a cat come into my driveway, catch a small water dragon and run off with him. I took off after the bastard running up the street yelling like a idiot.

If I see that cat again he will get what the water dragon got.

My hate for cats has no bounds.

 

[Red Bear]

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[Jake_The_Dog]

You know what I like? Boobs.

 

[Bulldog Force]

I just saw a cat come into my driveway, catch a small water dragon and run off with him. I took off after the bastard running up the street yelling like a idiot.

If I see that cat again he will get what the water dragon got.

My hate for cats has no bounds.

The f**k? A cat eating a lizard? I can't say I've seen that before.

 

[Twizzle]

some times they just kill for fun, they dont necessarily eat them

I've seen them toy with birds till they die a slow death

urge to kill cats rising

 

[muzby]

The f**k? A cat eating a lizard? I can't say I've seen that before.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Almost anything smaller than about a third of the size of the cat, that moves is basically fair game in a cats eyes.

The faster it moves and the more noise it makes when you catch it, the more the cat likes it.

This is why my cats are house cats. They are killers when you let them outdoors.

 

[MKEB...]

My cat nailed a bird a while back, then cowered in fear as a whole bunch of other birds around at the time went mental and started divebombing her. Now she just sticks to stalking snails and twigs.

 

[muzby]

My cat nailed a bird a while back, then cowered in fear as a whole bunch of other birds around at the time went mental and started divebombing her. Now she just sticks to stalking snails and twigs.

your cat isn't called 'adam blair' by any chance?

 

[MKEB...]

Nah mate, I named her Ben Creagh.

 

[muzby]

see i was referring more to the battle of brookie..

 

[Twizzle]

Almost anything smaller than about a third of the size of the cat, that moves is basically fair game in a cats eyes.

The faster it moves and the more noise it makes when you catch it, the more the cat likes it.

This is why my cats are house cats. They are killers when you let them outdoors.

At least you're a sensible cat owner, I know its the cats instinct to kill and maim.

Its not the cats fault but the cats owner who is to blame.

I live in a rural area so could well have been a feral cat.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Mine are restricted to killing the odd house fly, fly in cockroach and at this time of year, Christmas Beetles.

I haven't seen a live cockroach in my house for about 5 or 6 years. Sometimes I'll wander out of a morning to be greeted by the odd leg or wing laying on the floor.

Never seen a mouse at my place but I reckon one will turn up dead in the lounge room at some point in time and you can guarantee that the day that happens will be one of the rare days that the missus wakes up earlier than me to find it.

 

[Bulldog Force]

The only cats I like are the large African ones. I hate the domestic rats!

 

[Bulldog Force]

Oldie but goodie.

 

[afinalsin666]

Well that was boring.


Whoever said dogs are cleaner than cats are liars, i swear. My dog pisses all over his paws constantly, and eats his own shit. Him coming up with his adorable grin and shit caked teeth slobbering all over me, little bastard.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Bewbs.

 

[God-King Dean]

Dogs are stinky & needy.

Pathetic animals.

 

[Twizzle]

I know some humans like that

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This is my favourite time of the year, when the league season extends into an early cricket season. And the bonus this time is that I'm not working weekends or nights.

And of course with summer starting the womenz are starting to take their outer layers of clothing off!

Maybe finally I have found serenity. Now.