SuperThread LXX - Honouring James Graham's Unbreakable Melon

[Bulldog Force]

Again with the stupidity. After Folkes found out that JT gave his ring to Price, he gave his to JT

No he didn't - they only made 17 rings for the players back then. Today (and I think since 2006) they make 18 - the 18th being for the coach.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...nother-maybe-two/story-fni3g8pa-1227057066928

God BF is such a dumb f**king merkin

Negative... I was correct.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

you watch way too much porn

I would argue that I don't watch enough...

 

[Didgi]

No he didn't - they only made 17 rings for the players back then. Today (and I think since 2006) they make 18 - the 18th being for the coach.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...nother-maybe-two/story-fni3g8pa-1227057066928



Negative... I was correct.

And while Dogs coach Steve Folkes would later hand his own premiership ring to the youngster, Thurston conceded recently that it never really felt like his.

while Dogs coach Steve Folkes would later hand his own premiership ring to the youngster

Steve Folkes would later hand his own premiership ring

 

[Dragon2010]

You don't watch much porn do you D10?

It's the same as not having money to pay te pizza guy/pool cleaner/gardener

Porn damages your grey brain matter and is morally damaging. That's a big no-no.

Dragon, She definitely wanted your c**k.

Well, if you say so.

#-o


#-o #-o

Dude, she spilt my beer and thought I was British. That's two big no's.

"Sorry I spilt that beer on you sir, let me take you back to my place and wash those pants for you."

You leave with the waitress, arrive at her place a short time later and take off your pants so she can wash them.

As she returns from her laundry you note that she has taken all of her clothes off and is now completely naked. You also note that suddenly you can hear what sounds like a 1980's synthesizer in the background playing something that can best be described as sounding like "bow chicka wow wow."

All sounds very elaborate, however she just proceeded to dry my arm/pants with paper towels and wouldn't stop apologising. Didn't even get the beer for free.

The main purpose of alcohol is to eventually end up getting a root. So Sex would trump alcohol.

oh it was.



thats EXACTLY How it works.

And you botched it.

Facepalm right there

Pft. Always a second chance - she's on the same campus as me, she's served us before, a good friend of mine knows her.

 

[whall15]

And while Dogs coach Steve Folkes would later hand his own premiership ring to the youngster, Thurston conceded recently that it never really felt like his.

while Dogs coach Steve Folkes would later hand his own premiership ring to the youngster

Steve Folkes would later hand his own premiership ring

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[whall15]

Porn damages your grey brain matter and is morally damaging. That's a big no-no.

Copy and paste above response here.

 

[Dragon2010]

Copy and paste above response here.

:lol: As if you think I'm serious.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

All sounds very elaborate, however she just proceeded to dry my arm/pants with paper towels and wouldn't stop apologising. Didn't even get the beer for free.

That's the part where you are supposed to say "Don't worry... You can make it up to me later."

Porn damages your grey brain matter and is morally damaging. That's a big no-no.

Beer also damages your brain matter and temporarily removes your morals.

Doesn't stop you drinking beer...

 

[Dragon2010]

That's the part where you are supposed to say "Don't worry... You can make it up to me later."

Legit, my friend said I should've used the line. But after consuming about 2L of beet (50% of which was prior to my food, on an empty stomach). I was in capacity to talk.

Beer also damages your brain matter and temporarily removes your morals.

Doesn't stop you drinking beer...

I was being a smart-arse. But both are true. I figured, I'm only going to live so long. I'm in a open carry state. I could get shot down tomorrow for all I know.

 

[Apey]

Porn damages your grey brain matter and is morally damaging. That's a big no-no.

so that's why I'm such a f**kwit.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

so that's why I'm such a f**kwit.

Got a really buff right arm though... amirite?

 

[muzby]

 

[muzby]

no football on friday night for the first time in ages


now i have to break my weekly ritual of hiring a romantic movie for me & the wife to watch together, but then dropping a sleeping pill in mrs muzby's wine so that she is asleep by 7.30....

 

[muzby]

slow news day down here in victoria..

 

[Ozzy]

no football on friday night for the first time in ages


now i have to break my weekly ritual of hiring a romantic movie for me & the wife to watch together, but then dropping a sleeping pill in mrs muzby's wine so that she is asleep by 7.30....

No Broncos playing Friday night? Expect drunken riots in Brisbane.

 

[Dragon2010]

P.S: It definitely seemed f*cking intentional.

Status confirmed. It was f*cking intentional. I got my mutual friend to ask her. Now it's even funnier.

 

[Dragon2010]

slow news day down here in victoria..

Can't beat a Bozeman news day.

"A man yelled and cursed at a street sweeper for coming too close to his vehicle."

#Merica

 

[Ozzy]

Can't beat a Bozeman news day.

"A man yelled and cursed at a street sweeper for coming too close to his vehicle."

#Merica

 

[HowHigh]

Anybody want to try convince me into supporting a team on Sunday?
Going to the game and I think I dislike them as much as each other..

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Anybody want to try convince me into supporting a team on Sunday?
Going to the game and I think I dislike them as much as each other..

I can lend you a Newtown Jets or WA Reds jumper if you want to confuse people...