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SuperThread LXX - Honouring James Graham's Unbreakable Melon

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Apey

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I went from average of 93 for my courses last semester to hanging on by a thread and just about dropping out this semester. High-five! Wait a second...
 

Dragon2010

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Waitress at dinner last night "accidentally" spilt the beer I ordered all over the table, my arm and part of my pants.....

What a waste of a good microbrew...
 

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Only one thing better than a Friday, and that's the Friday before a long weekend. Double that feeling for Grand Final long weekend. I can't wait for Sunday.
 

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Waitress at dinner last night "accidentally" spilt the beer I ordered all over the table, my arm and part of my pants.....

What a waste of a good microbrew...

haven't you seen porn.

She was propositioning you for sex.

And you complained about the beer.
 

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haven't you seen porn.

She was propositioning you for sex.

And you complained about the beer.

Microbrews > Sex.

P.S: It definitely seemed f*cking intentional.

lol.

That was what I was thinking when I read that post this morning.

Exactly the type of situation that should have had sexy consequences.

Sexy consequences? What is this, a porno? I split beer, here's a BJ.
 

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Microbrews > Sex.

P.S: It definitely seemed f*cking intentional.



Sexy consequences? What is this, a porno? I split beer, here's a BJ.

You don't watch much porn do you D10?

It's the same as not having money to pay te pizza guy/pool cleaner/gardener
 
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"Sorry I spilt that beer on you sir, let me take you back to my place and wash those pants for you."

You leave with the waitress, arrive at her place a short time later and take off your pants so she can wash them.

As she returns from her laundry you note that she has taken all of her clothes off and is now completely naked. You also note that suddenly you can hear what sounds like a 1980's synthesizer in the background playing something that can best be described as sounding like "bow chicka wow wow."
 
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