SuperThread LXX - Honouring James Graham's Unbreakable Melon

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

2L of beet?

You monster!

He went for the closest thing he knew to pickled turnips. As such, D2010 consumed 2L of beet juice before realising that it was not the same as genuine pickled turnips from El Jannah.

I give it a maximum 5 weeks before he goes all Osama for some El Jannah...

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I thought it was all about the Bud Light

Urk. No.

He went for the closest thing he knew to pickled turnips. As such, D2010 consumed 2L of beet juice before realising that it was not the same as genuine pickled turnips from El Jannah.

I give it a maximum 5 weeks before he goes all Osama for some El Jannah...

I give it about 5 minutes until d2010 gets a cavity search after this shocking revelation.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Worth it...

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Agreed.

Spare the pancreas, contract on the colon.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

D2010 getting cavity searched:

 

[Eelementary]

slow news day down here in victoria..

That's news to them - I'd bet that it was hitherto unknown to them that women and men could date each other...

 

[Eelementary]

Also - apparently there is some big footy game on this weekend or something.

I don't really care, because...well, yeah.

 

[Dragon2010]

2L of beet?

You monster!

What can I say. ;-)

2L of beer is about 7 schooners...light weight lol

2L of beetroot juice would be more impressive

Microbrews are fairly strong over here, also half of which was consumed on an empty stomach, plus I'm on medication. So 2L was enough to get me fairly tipsy.

In his defence, many microbrews here in the USA clock in at 7 - 8% abv.

^This.

I thought it was all about the Bud Light

But isn't too bad compared to some other shockers I've had.

Plus isn't the guy like 5 foot 5 and 12kg?

5 foot 10 and I weigh about 74kg.

I had 3 2L Asahi cans on Australia day, on top of my normal drinks. Step it up lad.

I still outdrink the light weight Americans out here. One guy had 1.2L of beer on a full stomach and was on his ass. #LightWeight

He went for the closest thing he knew to pickled turnips. As such, D2010 consumed 2L of beet juice before realising that it was not the same as genuine pickled turnips from El Jannah.

I give it a maximum 5 weeks before he goes all Osama for some El Jannah...

I'd kill for El-Jannah right about now...

I give it about 5 minutes until d2010 gets a cavity search after this shocking revelation.

What kind of sick game are you suggesting? Cavity searches?

 

[butchmcdick]

What can I say. ;-)



Microbrews are fairly strong over here, also half of which was consumed on an empty stomach, plus I'm on medication. So 2L was enough to get me fairly tipsy.



^This.



But isn't too bad compared to some other shockers I've had.



5 foot 10 and I weigh about 74kg.



I still outdrink the light weight Americans out here. One guy had 1.2L of beer on a full stomach and was on his ass. #LightWeight



I'd kill for El-Jannah right about now...



What kind of sick game are you suggesting? Cavity searches?

Seal the deal dragon

 

[Dragon2010]

Seal the deal dragon

Nah.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

D2010 getting cavity searched:

Bwahahaha

I didn't know d2010 had long hair now!

 

[Dragon2010]

Bwahahaha

I didn't know d2010 had long hair now!

I do, actually. Well, not that long but yeah.

 

[Twizzle]

you got tits too

 

[BunniesMan]

One of the greatest tragedies in the history of the world is that someone bought the Marilyn Monroe blowjob video for 1.5 million bucks and then decided to never release it to the public.

I didn't even know oral was a thing back then.

 

[muzby]

2L of beer is about 7 schooners...light weight lol

2L of beetroot juice would be more impressive

actually 7 schooners would be closer to 3 litres.. (425ml per schooner, would be 2.75lt)

so in reality he's consumed only 5 schooners.. Even lighter weight..


and 2lt of beetroot... For the next week your stools would look like you have a bad case of piles...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm not sure which is more lolable. Souths fans puffing their chests out or roosters fans whinging about getting a raw deal from the world.

 

[HowHigh]

actually 7 schooners would be closer to 3 litres.. (425ml per schooner, would be 2.75lt)

so in reality he's consumed only 5 schooners.. Even lighter weight..


and 2lt of beetroot... For the next week your stools would look like you have a bad case of piles...

oh yeah didn't think 285ml sounded right but I had a few myself and that was the first result I saw lol (285 is a schooner in Adelaide)

 

[Bazal]

Hey, one for Madunit (or anyone who knows)....bored at work, inventing drinking games for GF day tomorrow and this is relevant. Who was the last player sent off in a GF?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I know this one, pick me!

Phil Sigsworth. 1986 v Parramatta.

 

[Bazal]

Oh I have no idea, I need to know lol