Superthread LXXI - Honouring Phil Hughes. 63*

[Twizzle]

OK.

 

[Misanthrope]

OK.

If you were a woman, I'd have to assume I was in trouble.

 

[Apey]

Unfortunately, it is a great shame that today was the first I'd heard of such things.

Quoting for emphasis

Parts of the library were ordered to be steam cleaned after the incident.

 

[Bulldog Force]

That awkward moment where an attractive female colleague decides to eat a banana whilst holding a conversation with you...

 

[muzby]

i'm eating a banana right now.

 

[Misanthrope]

That awkward moment where an attractive female colleague decides to eat a banana whilst holding a conversation with you...

If you want to really make somebody uncomfortable on the train, eat a banana slowly while making 'accidental' eye contact with a stranger. Guaranteed they'll leave the carriage.

 

[Bulldog Force]

i'm eating a banana right now.

I hope that was directed at me, Muz :sarcasm:

If you want to really make somebody uncomfortable on the train, eat a banana slowly while making 'accidental' eye contact with a stranger. Guaranteed they'll leave the carriage.

I don't think I can bring myself to do that. I mean... what the hell am I supposed to do with a banana skin on trains... they don't have bins on board.

 

[muzby]

If you want to really make somebody uncomfortable on the train, eat a banana slowly while making 'accidental' eye contact with a stranger. Guaranteed they'll leave the carriage.

just don't try it on the train driver...

 

[Drew-Sta]

just don't try it on the train driver...

What's he going to do? Veer wildly off the rails?! :lol:

 

[muzby]

i was thinking more that he may leave the carriage...

and don't know about you, but my train driving skills haven't had a workout in a while..

 

[Bulldog Force]

i was thinking more that he may leave the carriage...

and don't know about you, but my train driving skills haven't had a workout in a while..

Well then Muz, what better time for you to sharpen up your train conductor skills that... now. Just a few weeks out before Christmas so that Muz Junior can see her own choo choo go round and round and round the tree

 

[Drew-Sta]

i was thinking more that he may leave the carriage...

and don't know about you, but my train driving skills haven't had a workout in a while..

Can't be that hard. Push the accelerator forward, press the brake before you hit things, speed up when you see a cow, slow down at peak hour...

 

[thorson1987]

i was thinking more that he may leave the carriage...

and don't know about you, but my train driving skills haven't had a workout in a while..

Unless he can lock in the deadmans brake, the train ain't going anywhere if he leaves his seat.

 

[muzby]

Unless he can lock in the deadmans brake, the train ain't going anywhere if he leaves his seat.

you take your logic and run along now..

 

[Bulldog Force]

Can we stop talking about trains now?

 

[soc123_au]

 

[butchmcdick]

That awkward moment where an attractive female colleague decides to eat a banana whilst holding a conversation with you...

With her arse

 

[Drew-Sta]

Big fan of trains. Loved watching them as a kid. Thought the 3801 was the best of the lot.

 

[Bulldog Force]

I myself became a fan of the Chinese Bullet Train when I found out that they're magnetic (the train doesn't physically touch the track), and that this smooth ride can also travel up to 700 km/h... but for safety reasons, they don't go past 400!

 

[muzby]

trainspotting is still easily my favourite movie ever..