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Just get up in that ass bruh
Stop being gentleman mis
You are failing at Uni life...
The most gentlemanly thing I was doing was not saying I was spurning her advances because she's a short, chubby little thing. She's a good kid, but I am not remotely attracted to her.
Bushy is making friends with Dan Murphy's service assistants.
Smooth, mate. Did you still want some wine?
I would never say no to free alcohol. I thought I was going to be all over this budget thing, but shit is more expensive in Australia than I remember it being :x