Superthread XIX

[StormChaser]

What is this? sh*t joke day?
I'm tired and cranky. You have been warned!

 

[Garts]

7 days of work till I hit Thailand for a couple of weeks. Cant wait.

 

[DB]

SO a grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender goes "I serve a drink named after you." And the grasshopper goes, "You serve a drink called Steve?"

 

[Apey]

why did the boy fall off his bicycle?

because somebody threw a fridge at him.

 

[adamkungl]

cbf reading jokes longer than 2 lines right now...

 

[Non Terminator]

Bad joke day hey...

Why is there no ninja porn?
Because you never see them coming.

 

[McLovin]

So he says. Do you love me?? she says no...but that's a real nice ski mask!!


BAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA


























*classic dumb and dumber*

 

[Hallatia]

A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 peach
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, "Single, huh?".

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, "How'd you guess?"

He says, "Because you're f**kin ugly."

:lol:This one made me smile

 

[Twizzle]

moar rain

 

[Joker's Wild]

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick

 

[God-King Dean]

Why'd the little girl fall off the swings?

She had no arms.

 

[Twizzle]

getting worse

 

[God-King Dean]

Parramatta Eels.

 

[StormChaser]

click it click click it http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7631/taxe.swf

 

[Dani]

Possibly have a broken wrist. Fml.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I have a fractured finger atm. Welcome to the club.

 

[Monk]

Passed 11k posts.

My alcohol consumption has increased.

My Belly is getting fatter.

Am I turning into Timmah? :O

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

You don't just become Timmah... You are either born Timmah or you are not. Sadly Monk, you will always be in Timmahs shadow, just like the rest of us and several dozen cars and trucks, several planes, a shopping mall, two schools, 50 odd houses, a powerplant, a paper mill and well, you get the point. Timmah has a big shadow...

 

[Monk]

 

[adamkungl]

Passed 11k posts.

My alcohol consumption has increased.

My Belly is getting fatter.

Am I turning into Timmah? :O

haha wait til you're like 22...I'm currently in an epic struggle to make sure I don't have a beer gut by my mid 20s. gets harder with age