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Where do you stand on trousers?
Duds?
Slacks?
Shorts?
Kilts?
Duds?
Slacks?
Shorts?
Kilts?
You used 'yolo' twice in the same postf**king errything. Drunk Monk knows a think or two. While i seem to be able to type quite coherently the mess of garlic potato in front of my latptop suggests that I am still quite drunk. I need to get laid stat. Thinkging abouot just rooting every chick i know. Why not tbh? Yolo imo. Used to have this chick who I was really close with but I never tried to get with her because she was besties with my ex, but fufck it, maybe I shoud try to root her? Yolo M I RITE?! Root ALL the chixs.
One of my mates is back in town from Newcastle just for the weekend. I haven't had a drink in about 8 months. This weekend I'm going to drink until I drop and sleep my way through Coffs' eligible female population. And maybe some of the non eligible if they have no morals. YOLO.
Did you watch the fire thingies outside crown? I love those.
Went to the Neil Perry restaurant last night at
Crown casino and had the $24 Wagyu beef burger. Was good, had to pay $12 for a bowl of chips ......... I was out of my depth though, place was very fancy. I opened up the alcohol menu and thought 'oh geez, wine is fairly affordable, it says here wine 4 bucks a glass'............. Ummm no dickhead, you are looking at the index, wine starts on page 4................ Sigh.
The most expensive bottle there was $4500 that I saw, either jesus christ himself was responsible for this wine creation or each grape was peeled and crushed individually be Esteele Getty. That price is f**king insane!!