Superthread XLIII - honouring madunit

[Dragon2010]

why should it wait for the weekend? There's cricket on in under an hour this thread should finish today

:lol: I forgot about the cricket. Been so flat-out this morning it skipped my mind.

 

[Hallatia]

Exactly SGL. Xavier Doherty, the guy who said his first class form doesn't matter (with regards to selecting him for India) because his first class form has apparently been great was left out of the side. Faulkner will make his debut. I'm on my phone, I posted the Australian team list in the cricket section this morning. I actually posted that from my phone too but I can't be bothered doing that again

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

Cricket is a good game tbh.

 

[Earl]

Need someone to help me feed John Inverarity through a wood chipper.

Any volunteers?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Exactly SGL. Xavier Doherty, the guy who said his first class form doesn't matter (with regards to selecting him for India) because his first class form has apparently been great was left out of the side. Faulkner will make his debut. I'm on my phone, I posted the Australian team list in the cricket section this morning. I actually posted that from my phone too but I can't be bothered doing that again

If selectors went on 1st Class form half the muppets wouldn't be in the green + gold.

 

[Hallatia]

I called my masters supervisor to let him know that I will be late to our meeting (I was at the gime this morning and missed the train I needed to take). He was cool with it but said he was going to give me work. What could that possibly mean?
This is a research masters (mphil) so there is no coursework

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Need someone to help me feed John Inverarity through a wood chipper.

Any volunteers?

Ooh ooh, PICK ME!

 

[Jason Maher]

I'm rather impressed by our touring squad for India. Indians won't know what hit them.

 

[Jason Maher]

Need someone to help me feed John Inverarity through a wood chipper.

Any volunteers?

Too quick. I'd prefer a tomb trap where the walls move together at an imperceptible rate, crushing him ever so slowly.

 

[Earl]

Ooh ooh, PICK ME!

I'm really just after a fall guy. Somebody to do the time for my crime. However considering the target subject you could end up being hailed a savior, so its 50/50

I'm rather impressed by our touring squad for India. Indians won't know what hit them.

The indians will probably be wondering when we name our main squad to accompany the already named B squad.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

which score is hughes up to in his rotation? rubbish single digit, promising quick 30 odd or century?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

which score is hughes up to in his rotation? rubbish single digit, promising quick 30 odd or century?

You're a very rude individual. What happened to a simple 'morning' 'afternoon' or 'evening' before you go on one of your rants?

 

[Earl]

single digit

from memory his ODI career has gone 100+, 3, 3, 1, 100+

2 games left before he gets 'rotated' so i'm thinking a 3 and a 1

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I'm really just after a fall guy. Somebody to do the time for my crime. However considering the target subject you could end up being hailed a savior, so its 50/50

Im not very good at being a patsey sorry. I wish you luck in your recruitment process.

 

[Earl]

Im not very good at being a patsey sorry. I wish you luck in your recruitment process.

Thank you. Your application will be kept on record and we will notify you of any other suitable positions which may arise in the future

 

[dogslife]

I'm rather impressed by our touring squad for India. Indians won't know what hit them.

Yeah it's really good to see Steve Smith and Xavier Doherty rewarded for all their great performances in the... in the ahhh... It's just really good to see them back! And Moises Henriques, about f**kin time!

 

[Earl]

Steve Smith, Moises Henriques and Glen Maxwell are all handy batsmen and bowl some handy part timers.

John Inverarity likes his players to be quite handy

 

[Dutchy]

To be fair, Moises has really matured over the past two Shield seasons. This season he's NSW leading run scorer @ 77 and bowling at 18. Would definitely take him over Sunshine at the moment. (for Indian conditions - wouldn't start either in England)

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Moises. Jackson. Mitchell.

Back in my day you didn't get a start in the Australian cricket team if your name wasn't Bruce, David or Allan and you couldn't grow a full blown moustache in less than 3 hours.

 

[Bazal]

Yeah Moises has been in gun form, deserves his spot. Not sure what SOK ever did wrong, though