Superthread XXV

[Cliffhanger]

:lol: Knew you wouldn't let this slip by

It's my pet peeves, I seriously once dumped a guy just because he kept getting wrong in texts, I tried to teach him, but he'd just get it right for a bit then start getting it wrong again and then blame it on him not being smart, so I just dumped him.

 

[dogslife]

It's my pet peeves, I seriously once dumped a guy just because he kept getting wrong in texts, I tried to teach him, but he'd just get it right for a bit then start getting it wrong again and then blame it on him not being smart, so I just dumped him.

Poor grammar also shits me to tears, but I can't say I've ever broken up with somebody over it :lol: People who don't know when to use their/they're/there annoy me immensely

 

[Twizzle]

Prefer the phone sex ey, Twizz?

I barely use my phone anymore, I don't even bother responding to most texts, I'm a jerk.

sorry, I dont have sex with my phone

I assume you have one that vibrates if you're into phone sex

 

[Hallatia]

lol Twizz

 

[Cliffhanger]

Poor grammar also shits me to tears, but I can't say I've ever broken up with somebody over it :lol: People who don't know when to use their/they're/there annoy me immensely

It wasn't a serious relationship, I wouldn't get in serious relationship with somebody who wasn't smart enough to know the difference. But it really annoyed me, and the fact he just conceded he was too dumb and didn't even try to be smarter annoyed me even more.

I can't stand people who aren't driven.

 

[Cliffhanger]

sorry, I dont have sex with my phone

I assume you have one that vibrates if you're into phone sex

Twizz, if you try to actually have sex with the phone, you're doing it wrong, you only use the phone to communicate with the person on the other end.

 

[Bazal]

It would have to be a pretty small phone for even the least well endowed man (ie Jobdog) to have sex with it

 

[Twizzle]

Twizz, if you try to actually have sex with the phone, you're doing it wrong, you only use the phone to communicate with the person on the other end.

if your idea of sex is communicating with some one on the other end of a phone, then you're doing it wrong

I guess there could be some benefits though, you wont need protection or get preggers

 

[Twizzle]

 

[Cliffhanger]

Lol, phone sex is just an option when you sexual partner is in the other state or if it's not a sexual partner something you do with someone else to make masturbation more fun.

 

[Cliffhanger]

It looks like he's trying to photograph his package but he doesn't realise he doesn't have a camera phone.

He could still be doing it right, maybe he wants the chick to him fapping, rather than just his breathing and dirty talk.

 

[McLovin]

3 pizzas
pasta
garlic bread
ordered

 

[Hallatia]

I think it's been a pretty regrettable day thus far in the superthread.

 

[McLovin]

been sexting wid dis chic i know...the was she uses text speak just turns me on

 

[McLovin]

I think it's been a pretty regrettable day thus far in the superthread.

does not have a sexting partner

 

[McLovin]

damn you 'please try again in 4 seconds'

 

[Hallatia]

nor do I want one.

 

[McLovin]

then how are you going to reproduce?

 

[Hallatia]

you can't actually reproduce by sexting ...

 

[Cliffhanger]

Yes you can, you send a text that says "Wanna f**k?" Rather than, tell me a story.