Superthread XXXVII

[Dani]

Giraffes eat around 35kg of food a day.

So do i.

 

[Didgi]

I wonder (and I hope it isn't), is it really safe to consume rhino horn? It does not seem like a thing which is meant for consumption

I chew my fingernails...

 

[woodyk2]

Stuff work this week,they can fend for themselves.

 

[Ozzy]

 

[Twizzle]

morning

 

[Ozzy]

A giraffe cannot lick its own elbow.

Neither can a human.

 

[Dani]

Now i don't know who added me to Facebook!

 

[Cliffhanger]

Neither can a human.

Yeah you can, you just got to dislocate it first.

 

[Dani]

Or cut your arm off.

 

[woodyk2]

Technicality

 

[Jason Maher]

Or be Gene Simmons...

 

[Jason Maher]

Now i don't know who added me to Facebook!

I added you ages ago lassie, so stop yer whingin'! Not that I ever bloody check facebook these days. Maybe once or twice a month.

 

[woodyk2]

Only person I have on FB is a knights fan,I dont think he's real happy at the moment.

 

[Ozzy]

That was directed at Hala BTW, Cliffy knows she's a prick!

I have a srsly FFB conundrum, so f**k animals for a minute (not literally, Magpie)....I have a very good female friend. She's my best friend, by far. Last week we were planning to meet up in Sydney this coming weekend with some mates, I haven't seen her in years. I called her and we chatted, and she said she wasn't going to come because she wasn't sure it was a good idea. A mutual friend has since told me that it's because her marriage is up shit creek and she's not sure won't try anything....how the hell does one deal with said situation? Clearly I wanna see her, she's awesome and she's helped me through a shitload of my depression. And I love her in the way we all love our best friend...so I don't want to lose that...

BRB, gonna play a guitar and be moar emo

Bazal I wouldn't push it too hard. I would contact her and let her know that you are there for her if she wants to talk or have a shoulder to cry on. It worked for me in the past.

 

[9701]

Only person I have on FB is a knights fan,I dont think he's real happy at the moment.

lol mate im nearly over it. trying to figure out if i want to barrack for manly in the finals i hate them but i hate storm souffs and dogs more.

 

[Ozzy]

Yeah, it f**king sucks.

Also my guitar is out of tune. Le sigh

Its in tune, you just don't know how to play it.

 

[Ozzy]

Yeah you can, you just got to dislocate it first.

Or cut your arm off.

No thanks on both accounts.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

morning

 

[BDR]

How's your horn bud?

 

[Ozzy]

Lol. Arsenal already ahead of United. It'll stay that way. Trust me.

BM have you seen the table this morning?