Superthread XXXVII

[Cliffhanger]

Don't talk about joints.

This is how I remember the three joint groups, I've learned diarthrosis are synovial joints, but my trick to differentiate between amphiarthrosis and synarthrosis joints.

Ampiarthorosis is like an amputee and amputees have very limited movement. Synarthrosis starts with 's', like spinach, spinach is a vegetables and vegetables are people who can't move. BAM!

 

[Bazal]

Too harsh... ya merkin

 

[Hallatia]

did you know that some people believe that rhino horn cures devil possession

 

[Bazal]

That was directed at Hala BTW, Cliffy knows she's a prick!

I have a srsly FFB conundrum, so f**k animals for a minute (not literally, Magpie)....I have a very good female friend. She's my best friend, by far. Last week we were planning to meet up in Sydney this coming weekend with some mates, I haven't seen her in years. I called her and we chatted, and she said she wasn't going to come because she wasn't sure it was a good idea. A mutual friend has since told me that it's because her marriage is up shit creek and she's not sure won't try anything....how the hell does one deal with said situation? Clearly I wanna see her, she's awesome and she's helped me through a shitload of my depression. And I love her in the way we all love our best friend...so I don't want to lose that...

BRB, gonna play a guitar and be moar emo

 

[Hallatia]

I wonder (and I hope it isn't), is it really safe to consume rhino horn? It does not seem like a thing which is meant for consumption

 

[Hallatia]

That was directed at Hala BTW, Cliffy knows she's a prick!

I have a srsly FFB conundrum, so f**k animals for a minute (not literally, Magpie)....I have a very good female friend. She's my best friend, by far. Last week we were planning to meet up in Sydney this coming weekend with some mates, I haven't seen her in years. I called her and we chatted, and she said she wasn't going to come because she wasn't sure it was a good idea. A mutual friend has since told me that it's because her marriage is up shit creek and she's not sure won't try anything....how the hell does one deal with said situation? Clearly I wanna see her, she's awesome and she's helped me through a shitload of my depression. And I love her in the way we all love our best friend...so I don't want to lose that...

BRB, gonna play a guitar and be moar emo

I knew it was directed at me, hence my devil possession comment, people actually believe that ... don't go after rhino horns, just see an exorcist. Much cheaper anyway. My best friend thinks prick isn't a curse word, isn't she wrong? When you mean it as in pin prick it obviously isn't, but when you call someone a prick you are cursing at them

As for your conundrum, maybe you should go visit her, she might appreciate that too.

 

[Cliffhanger]

That was directed at Hala BTW, Cliffy knows she's a prick!

I have a srsly FFB conundrum, so f**k animals for a minute (not literally, Magpie)....I have a very good female friend. She's my best friend, by far. Last week we were planning to meet up in Sydney this coming weekend with some mates, I haven't seen her in years. I called her and we chatted, and she said she wasn't going to come because she wasn't sure it was a good idea. A mutual friend has since told me that it's because her marriage is up shit creek and she's not sure won't try anything....how the hell does one deal with said situation? Clearly I wanna see her, she's awesome and she's helped me through a shitload of my depression. And I love her in the way we all love our best friend...so I don't want to lose that...

BRB, gonna play a guitar and be moar emo

What happens in Sydney stays in...

Seriously, sucks to be you man, I got nothing.

 

[Bazal]

Yeah, it f**king sucks.

Also my guitar is out of tune. Le sigh

 

[Jason Maher]

Well bloody well tune it then...

 

[Cliffhanger]

Stupid "don't bury your organs" ad got me teary. Can I be both a cadaver and an organ donor?

 

[Hallatia]

Well bloody well tune it then...

probably doesn't know how

Apparently crap is a swear word now and because of my anti-swearing stance with the kids at school, I am no longer aloud to use it. I have already been made to write an apology letter because of the word bitch, if they catch me out again, I have to write out the dictionary because the same rules that apply to them apparently apply to me too

 

[Hallatia]

"why is there a show called 'when animals attack'? It should be called 'when stupid people go near wild animals'?"

 

[Bazal]

probably doesn't know how

I might kill you tonight

 

[Cliffhanger]

allowed*

 

[Jason Maher]

Yes its a quite cromulant word and I believe it enbiggens us all.

It's embiggens. Sheesh.

probably doesn't know how

Apparently crap is a swear word now and because of my anti-swearing stance with the kids at school, I am no longer aloud to use it. I have already been made to write an apology letter because of the word bitch, if they catch me out again, I have to write out the dictionary because the same rules that apply to them apparently apply to me too

That's the point where you turn to them, look them right in the eye, and say "get f**ked!" ;-)

 

[Hallatia]

That's the point where you turn to them, look them right in the eye, and say "get f**ked!" ;-)

it's me who opposes the foul language, they just want to try to use the rule against me. My anti-racism rule is harder and I told them will apply to me too. I have a couple of Turkish students and I tell them that I am racist against Turks (I have issues with their culture, I am not racist against individuals), so my anti-racism rule prevents me from saying a word about them because the punishment is to write an essay about what makes whatever race or culture you were racist against great

 

[Bazal]

And yet you're being so mean to me tonight

 

[Jason Maher]

Just wondering... when you're writing out the dictionary, does it have a recursive effect? I.e. every time you get to one of the swear words and write it out, does that earn another dictionary writing out, ad infinitum?

 

[Big Pete]

Baz, would you be able to bring your partner along with you? Might just be the type of re-enforcement that'll keep her out of trouble.

Otherwise, you'll be around mates it's not like the vibe will be all too romantic. Just need a friend of a friend to play down the whole social thing as no big deal and just a fun time to catch up.

Life and it's crazy complications!

 

[Bazal]

Nah, wifey A) hates footy (I'm up for the last game of two legends, you see...and B) is on nights both Friday and Saturday. I trust said friend, for the record, more than she trusts herself...she isn't like that and despite her own concerns I don't think she would ever compromise her marriage, regardless of how it's going. She's not that girl and never has been. But convincing HER of that is seemingly another issue. And, if I'm honest, I'm the first to admit our relationship is more than slightly unconventional in terms of best mates, but it's never been an issue before