Superthread XXXVII

[BDR]

I don't usually read the match reports but I missed the end of the Manly game so I took a peek. Saw "would of" 0/10 won't read again.

 

[Eelementary]

Eele's post count makes me hawny.

 

[Hallatia]

I don't usually read the match reports but I missed the end of the Manly game so I took a peek. Saw "would of" 0/10 won't read again.

I hear Hallatia used to write good reports. She does not appear to have written one in months though

 

[dogslife]

I hear Hallatia used to write good reports. She does not appear to have written one in months though

Some would say that's right around the time she really started to lose her mind

 

[Hallatia]

Alternatively, you should make him watch South Africa 1 vs South Africa 2 and not let him leave his seat, even to go to the loo, until he can tell the difference.

He knows how to read the score and use it to determine which side is batting and which side is bowling. Further, watching this would be a reward not a punishment

 

[Hallatia]

Some would say that's right around the time she really started to lose her mind

pretty sure that began well before she even started writing match reports

 

[Monk]

Who ever continually makes the match report titles using extreme alliteration needs to be killed slowly.

 

[dogslife]

When women yell: "f**k off you dopey prick" at you, they're not talking dirty.

My heart just got an erection

 

[Hallatia]

Who ever continually makes the match report titles using extreme alliteration needs to be killed slowly.

i remember there being a ban on it, but that must have lasted for about 5 minutes

 

[Pugzley]

Kerry Packer looks so intense in Kerry Packers War.

 

[Pugzley]

Panthers pounce on Warriors from behind 18 - 16 in the dying minutes.

How's that for a headline.

 

[Didgi]

'Luke Walsh is balls, Maloney not much better in cripple fight'

A little wordy, but gets the point across.

 

[Monk]

I can see it now...

Proud Panthers produce performance against wasteful Warriors!

 

[dogslife]

Headline has to say something about a cripple fight

 

[DragonPunk]

'Both teams shit, Panthers less so' works the best.

 

[BDR]

"League fans embarrassed in f**king awful display"

 

[dogslife]

"Kiwi fans disappointed by lack of penalty goals"

 

[Hallatia]

Headline has to say something about a cripple fight

i did that once and got told off for it, and had the headline changed. I was told some nonsense about not emphasising negatives and focusing on the positives instead. But I got away with "Sharks end Warriors' losing streak" last year

 

[Didgi]

'Union the winner in embarrassing snooze-fest'

 

[Jason Maher]

I don't usually read the match reports but I missed the end of the Manly game so I took a peek. Saw "would of" 0/10 won't read again.

Grrrrrr!!!! That is one of my pet hates.

"Kiwi fans disappointed by lack of penalty goals"

:lol:

Why are you not LU's full time headline writer?