could John Kirwan and Andy Capp make the side?
Andy Capp is all time

If that's a purposeful faux pas, I love it...if not, Andy Capp is the British comic strip guy who from memory is always in trouble with his mrs. Andy Platt is the vastly overrated Pommie guy we signed on overs who also negotiated to bring his dogs over in his contract, stayed for a year (?) was massively underwhelming then f**ked off
Plodders I remember:
Corey Lawrie, the gold standard. A Bartercard battler who even his team mates took the piss out of. Jono Wright, massive plodder. As was Bill Tupou. Sam Lousi, slowest leg speed of any NRL player ever, then went on to be a decent union player which says it all. Jeremy Latimore was a plodder.