The 2013/2014 Off Season Thread

[Maroubra Eel]

That's no good.

I might get mine checked, they are incredibly large.

 

[The Elephant In The room]

Check you balls, boys. A mate of mine found a lump during the week and as of yesterday he only has one ball left.

If you were a real mate, you would have found it for him a long time ago.

Nah, you make a great point. And I'm glad your mate found it in time.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Hoping to get my wife to check them tonight

 

[Noise]

So I watched anchorman 2 tonight. Was pretty rubbish compared to the first one.

 

[Noise]

That's no good.

I might get mine checked, they are incredibly large.

Hoping to get my wife to check them tonight

f**k you are a good bloke Josh. I don't know if Maroubra would let his wife check yours.

 

[Bigfella]

I'm pretty sure mine are ok. All three feel perfectly normal.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

f**k you are a good bloke Josh. I don't know if Maroubra would let his wife check yours.

Ha ha

 

[Maroubra Eel]

f**k you are a good bloke Josh. I don't know if Maroubra would let his wife check yours.

Of course I would. Gotta help out my Parra brothers.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

How does your wife know so much about testicles?

 

[Maroubra Eel]

How does your wife know so much about testicles?

All wifes should.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

All wifes should.

That's very heteronormative.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm pretty sure mine are ok. All three feel perfectly normal.

You freak. You are meant to have four.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Who is the f**kwit commentator on the Big Bash who is clearly not a former cricketer and who keeps saying 'this is great' / 'isnt it great that we can talk to Dave Warner'?

 

[Gary Gutful]

What's a Big Bash?

 

[hineyrulz]

Who is the f**kwit commentator on the Big Bash who is clearly not a former cricketer and who keeps saying 'this is great' / 'isnt it great that we can talk to Dave Warner'?

Another AFL Nuffie from Victoriania, amazing the amount of these idiots infecting our media.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Another AFL Nuffie from Victoriania, amazing the amount of these idiots infecting our media.

Ahh...that explains a lot.

 

[Avenger]

Back at Byron Bay. Beaches are still great but the town is looking tired. Needs a massive renovation.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Back at Byron Bay. Beaches are still great but the town is looking tired. Needs a massive renovation.

Was good 20 years ago.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I lived there 30 years ago. My mum loved it, but she is a substance abuser.

 

[The EELiminator]

I lived there 30 years ago. My mum loved it, but she is a substance abuser.

no wonder you still cant spell nuclear