The 2013/2014 Off Season Thread

[Hollywood Jesus]

I keep all my hair. Waxing is for girls.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

The chicks love it.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

I find the opposite. Chicks love my hair - on my head, my beard, my torso. The arse, not so much, but I guess that's what you put up with to get the rest of the magnificent package.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Pretty sure the chicks aren't really a fan of hair halfway up the shaft either.

 

[Suitman]

Pretty sure the chicks aren't really a fan of hair halfway up the shaft either.

I agree. We need a chicks opinion.
Maroubra?

Suity

PS. I would have said Bart but she doesn't post here anymore.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Pretty sure the chicks aren't really a fan of hair halfway up the shaft either.

Hey, 'ribbed... for her pleasure'.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Pretty sure the chicks aren't really a fan of hair halfway up the shaft either.

Gary, you'll be relieved to know that the Wig and Pen will not be closing down when they knock the building over...but will almost certainly move to a nearby (slightly larger) location.....and possibly one where you can hear what the bloke next to you is saying (which is usually 'get me another beer').

 

[Gary Gutful]

Gary, you'll be relieved to know that the Wig and Pen will not be closing down when they knock the building over...but will almost certainly move to a nearby (slightly larger) location.....and possibly one where you can hear what the bloke next to you is saying (which is usually 'get me another beer').

Nice one Barry. Work commitments mean that I am regularly down in Canberra. I'll definitely keep an eye out for the new and improved Wig and Pen as they make some nice beers.

 

[Gronk]

Abbott i has back-flipped on a election promise of a high performance centre for Souths at Maroubra.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...rnment-pulls-pin/story-fni3fbgz-1226786912110

Meanwhile, he is keeping his pledge to upgrade Brookvale.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Nice one Barry. Work commitments mean that I am regularly down in Canberra. I'll definitely keep an eye out for the new and improved Wig and Pen as they make some nice beers.

I'll be there in about 30 minutes (I hope).

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'll be there in about 30 minutes (I hope).

I'll be at The Scratch in Brisbane soon as well.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Abbott i has back-flipped on a election promise of a high performance centre for Souths at Maroubra.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...rnment-pulls-pin/story-fni3fbgz-1226786912110

Meanwhile, he is keeping his pledge to upgrade Brookvale.

The words "High Performance" and "Maroubra" should not be used together in the same sentence.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

Watch it Gary.

 

[strider]

Abbott i has back-flipped on a election promise of a high performance centre for Souths at Maroubra.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...rnment-pulls-pin/story-fni3fbgz-1226786912110

Meanwhile, he is keeping his pledge to upgrade Brookvale.

pretty sure its not called a "back flipped promise" when you never made the promise ...

"who had banked upon moving their entire operation out of Redfern after the previous Labor Government pledged $16 million a month prior to the September election."

And fair enough - why should the f**king govt pay for a high performance centre? A stadium upgrade is more justifiable - it benefits the punters who attend. I don't see the problem tbh

 

[Bigfella]

The words "High Performance" and "Maroubra" should not be used together in the same sentence.

Mind you the words "a" and "election" probably shouldn't be used consecutively either.

Gronks had a shocker

 

[Bigfella]

Gronk's even

 

[Gronk]

Ho f**king ho, merkins.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'd like to think that Santa Claus would use the word 'merkin'.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Abbott i has back-flipped on a election promise of a high performance centre for Souths at Maroubra.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...rnment-pulls-pin/story-fni3fbgz-1226786912110

Meanwhile, he is keeping his pledge to upgrade Brookvale.

Makes you wonder why they make any election promises at all. Oh that's right - because they're competing against another merkin who is also making promises.

#partisan

 

[Gary Gutful]

Agreed. Can we just accept that both sides of politics make promises that they don't deliver on? Someone regularly reporting on how one side doesn't deliver but failing to mention how the other mob does that same is a mincer of the highest order.