The Countdown to Misanthrope's Singularity

[MsAnneThrope]

2.25pm (4.25pm AEST) next week. Mark it down. Mixed feelings.

I'm issuing a flood warning to the nearby suburbs. Make sure your toddlers are on something at least knee high. There is going to be a tsunami at 2.26pm Chinese time.

I've also bought woolies out of cucumbers. That is unrelated.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Smirked at this. Whoever is this alt, bravo.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Double.

 

[Misanthrope]

Double.

Penetration? Are you suggesting we double team this ho, brah?

 

[thorson1987]

Dvda???????

 

[Misanthrope]

You want in too? Well, we'll need a fourth.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Penetration? Are you suggesting we double team this ho, brah?

I respectfully decline your offer, citing mancode article 3, rule 9, part 4, subsection 8, point 6: "Don't put your dick in crazy."


Best of luck!

 

[Didgi]

:lol::lol::lol:

Great call.

 

[Misanthrope]

I'm pretty sure he only has two holes anyway.

Unless somebody wants to try the dickhole or the ears...

 

[Rebel]

This thread arouses me.

 

[Monk]

I like this thread. This is a nice thread.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Unless somebody wants to try the dickhole or the ears...

Shut up, Meg.

 

[Misanthrope]

T-Minus one week, merkins.

 

[soc123_au]

I reckon MsAnneThrope would have Moobs. Still options for a third snag to the sausage fest.

 

[Misanthrope]

I reckon MsAnneThrope would have Moobs. Still options for a third snag to the sausage fest.

My missus and I were watching a documentary (A Girls Guide to 21st Century Sex) in which there was a segment on sex for the morbidly obese. One helpful tip was for the man to 'rub his genitals gently between his lover's fat folds'.

Are there people out there doing this as I type?

 

[Alba]

OMG, I think I vomited a little....

 

[soc123_au]

Not my cup of tea, but I know a bloke that was into this very thing. Ex Penrth & Illawarra first grader, he used to pull the hotties but he also had a fattie fetish. Apparently the fat folds behind the knee are particularly good for that type of thing.

 

[Misanthrope]

Ugh. No thanks. I prefer my girls without hail damage.

 

[butchmcdick]

My missus and I were watching a documentary (A Girls Guide to 21st Century Sex) in which there was a segment on sex for the morbidly obese. One helpful tip was for the man to 'rub his genitals gently between his lover's fat folds'.

Are there people out there doing this as I type?

I guess if you lifted up a tittie, exfoliated, whopped a bit of ky there, placed jack the dripper under said tittie, placed the tittie over jack, thrust and repeat eventually you would get a result

 

[butchmcdick]

Ugh. No thanks. I prefer my girls without hail damage.

It might be hail damaged but there is some good undercarriage under there