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The happiest day of your life.

Knightmare

Coach
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hitting some smart arsed prick in the head with a bouncer, ruining his career in cricket at the age of just 15, shattered his face, and prevented him from making his first ever 50 (He retired hurt on 47 I think)

the best part was calling him a softcock while he lay on the ground holding his face together


I remember you telling that story, it was a pearler! Got a link to it so I can refresh my memory?
 

Monk

Referee
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dunno, but prob the happiest 30mins of my life was one cold lunchtime in highschool, where i spent the lunch in the arms of the most amazing girl i ever met.
 

McLovin

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I remember my first kiss quite well. Twas a blissful moment. Her and I. There was another boy there...I'm pretty sure i was gunning for a threesome. We were all 7 or 8 and knew nothing...

Ohh i was young and wild...
 

God-King Dean

Immortal
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Actually, I just remembered my first kiss.. prolly didn;t think of it because it was pre-pubes. I was a pimp at 10.
 

Knightmare

Coach
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" A snake bite me on the penis ! Someone has to suck out the poison ! "


For some reason that just made me think of that Family Guy episode where Chris and his mates are watching this porno of a woman who is at the doctors' getting treated for nymphomania, then these two guys get their pants off and it cuts to Stewie walking into the room and he says "Well that wouldn't cure her nymphomania, if anything that would exacerbate it!" :lol:
 
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