The Headlines Next Week - Give Your Best

[Philip_Smith007]

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"It's a perfect fit" in a statement by CEO Cameron George
"Our defense is soft like butter and we will be Anchor(ed) to the bottom of the NRL table" he continued....

 

[Rich102]

Kearney Resigns himself to accepting Jazz isn't the answer.

 

[spear tackle]

"THERE WILL BE CHANGES AND DEBUT'S NEXT WEEK" *Team to don new kit on same players from last week

 

[Blair]

For the tabloids...

Coach Kearney's Bizarre Claim: I've always had a serial coach-killer stalking me.

 

[MKEB...]

"It's the top two inches that count" . Opine Warriors coaches, as the field was mewed too short

 

[spear tackle]

(After hearing the team sheet for this week) "Warriors coach rings in the (cosmetic) changes"

 

[Fufu Andronez]

Coach Seeks Refund For Faulty Axe

 

[Big Marn]

WARRIORS COACH ADVISED TO KEEP AWAY FROM BEACHES FOR HIS OWN SAFETY.