The inaugural JOKE OF THE LEAGUE team (worst team ever)

[King of the Hill]

How's this team for an atrocity to rugby league
They've been picked for breathtaking lack of skill and/or on and off field f**k-ups

They would come last every. single. year.

1. Justin Hodges
2. Stu Kelly
3. Chris Walker
4. Mark Gasnier
5. Matt Petersen
6. Greg Bird
7. Jye Mullane

13. Braith Anasta
12. Lance Thompson
11. Richard Villasanti
10. Ben Ross
9. Brad Drew
8. Michael Vella

14. Adam Dykes
15. Owen Craigie
16. Nathan Cayless
17. Darren Senter

Coach. Brian Smith
Ref. Shayne Hayne
Waterboy. Nathan Brown
:lol:

How stunningly bad would that team be
They should be brought into the league on the central coast or gold coast or wellington as a bit of comic relief

 

[Special K]

 

[King of the Hill]

oh by the way
hulka and jimbo were part of the recruitment team

 

[Special K]

:lol: yeah that is something to claim

 

[incredible_holc]

hahaha mad team, who is the captain ss?

 

[blacktip-reefy]

It's actually no a bad team SS. :lol: :lol:
Take out the personalities first though.

 

[Dragon Slayer]

1. John Mckelleher
2. Eion Crosson
3. Jared Anderson
4. Dennis Fricot
5. David Harris
6. Charlie Saab
7. Trevor Schodel
8. Don Tweddle
9. Dean Bosnich
10. Paul McNicholas
11. Stuart Pierce
12. Christian Kerisano
13. Andrew Pierce (Playing with his crook knee)

Believe it or not all these dropkicks played for the Sharks!

 

[incredible_holc]

mcnicholas was actually good when he played for us though, went to the cowboys and became a joke.

 

[King of the Hill]

It's actually no a bad team SS.
Take out the personalities first though.

well i said last night to my board of selectors that the scary thing is that the team would probably be over the salary cap

my god it's a shit team

 

[Bastard Squad]

Where's Hoppa ? He'd be captain material.

 

[King of the Hill]

hoppa has been out of the spotlight lately
he narrowly missed a wing spot due to petersen's sheer ineptitude and kelly's shocker last night

 

[Special K]

Hoppa made the 25 man squad...His in the reggies this week for the Joke :lol:

 

[blacktip-reefy]

Did Stu have a shocker?
He's had a a great couple of seasons at the broncos.
I don't know why your bagging him.
I actually said last year he was a must purchase for the Sharks to fix a centre problem we had/have.
& I'll "toss this up", when I asked him, even he thought he was going to retire & buy a country property, as he thought the would feel the wrath of salary cap issues at the Broncs.

 

[Special K]

The Broncos are such a better team when Kelly doesn't play..

Last night at stages he looked lost.

 

[King of the Hill]

Reefy last night everything Kelly touched turned to shit

 

[t-ba]

What about Assistant Coaches?
Daniel Anderson, Paul Langmack and Peter Sharp must have got close to the top job.

 

[Rieck_Fan]

Did Stu have a shocker?
He's had a a great couple of seasons at the broncos.

He really did play poor last night, well I thought so anyway.

1. Justin Hodges

I would have to say Hodges is the player i dislike the most in the NRL, did anyone read the article in Rugby League Week where he had a go at girdler? He honestly has no brains that one.

 

[wittyfan]

1. John Mckelleher
2. Eion Crosson
3. Jared Anderson
4. Dennis Fricot
5. David Harris
6. Charlie Saab
7. Trevor Schodel
8. Don Tweddle
9. Dean Bosnich
10. Paul McNicholas
11. Stuart Pierce
12. Christian Kerisano
13. Andrew Pierce (Playing with his crook knee)

Believe it or not all these dropkicks played for the Sharks!

Nick Youngquest and Luke Massey would have to automatic selections in any Worst Sharks XIII. And for the halfback spot, I'd have Blaine Stanley over Schodel.

 

[wittyfan]

What about Assistant Coaches?
Daniel Anderson, Paul Langmack and Peter Sharp must have got close to the top job.

To be fair to Sharp, his record wasn't too bad considering the playing strength he had to work with. Manly were very much in decline when he took over from Bozo.

 

[Sheros los Deros]

1. Bronko Djura (Wests)
2. Jarrad Anderson (Sharks)
3. Ian St John Ellis (South Queensland)
4. George Katsogianis (Easts)
5. Lipina Kafusi (North Queensland)
6. Chris Hayward (Newtown)
7. Geoff Bagnall (Gold Coast)
8. Don Tweddle (Sharks)
9. Jay Bandy (Northern Eagles)
10. Chris Leikvoll (Dragons)
11. Scott Freestone (Gold Coast)
12. Grant Wooden (Manly)
13. Daniel Wagon (Eels)


For the Sharks worst halfback I'd choose the unfortunate Chris Quinn.