The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[lockyno1]

btw , you know a thread is going down hill fast when you have to talk about tattoos and other non cricketing, irrelevant jargon

Tats are sexy

 

[hineyrulz]

I hope Jaques has a very merry christmas, and with his slim 59kg frame he can have all the pudding he likes

 

[TheParraboy]

http://content-aus.cricinfo.com/ausvrsa2008_09/content/story/384139.html

Watch out for

Jacques Kallis is out of form so rarely that opposition teams really need to keep him down while they have the chance. Australia couldn't do that in Perth. He entered the game with one half-century from his past 11 Test innings and went on to raise a pair of fifties that helped South Africa to a historic win. Kallis made 63 and 57 and while he was rightly overshadowed by several of his batting colleagues, it is only a matter of time before Kallis again stamps his authority on a Test.

Jacques Kallis is 79 runs from becoming the first South African to score 10,000 Test runs.

I wouldnt be surpised if he scores his maiden test double ton in this test match tbh imo...

 

[hineyrulz]

Go Jaques!!!!!

 

[TheParraboy]

Im dissapointed the news sports bulletins are only showing the aussies and their Xmas celebrations with their families

Would love to have seen Jacques get stuck into a large pudding with lots of custard

 

[Matt23]

Jaques and his buddies got a christmas present of the Australian selectors...

 

[TheParraboy]

Jaques and his buddies got a christmas present of the Australian selectors...

lots and lots of pies?

 

[African Monkey]

That's for lunch today if they want to bat.

 

[TheParraboy]

Doesnt matter really

Bat, bowl, do a magic trick, Kallis can do it all on the cricketing field....

 

[hineyrulz]

Yep he can do it all........

 

[TheParraboy]

he is human after all, getting a little injured

hope he is ok, might not bowl much so Australia in the acendency

 

[BWNB]

Kallis what a man, an amazing catch, could put it up against Pontings screamer against NZ.

 

[mozza91]

Great catch by the flying fat man

 

[TheParraboy]

Symonds was just about to tear SA apart befroe Jacques intervened...

 

[mozza91]

Symonds was just about to tear SA apart befroe Jacques intervened...

right(spoken in Dr Evil voice)

 

[African Monkey]

Great catch by the flying fat man

Yes 56 kg is fat :roll:

 

[TheParraboy]

I was looking at Jacques closely today, and he is quite bald. I was a little suprised by that

But his body looks quite solid and muscular, hopefully Ill get to hug him in the Sydney test and find out first hand

 

[mozza91]

Yes 56 kg is fat :roll:

Where have you got this figure from?

 

[TheParraboy]

How do you make 5kg of fat attractive?












































Put a nipple on it

 

[hineyrulz]

Really PB??????